Ben 10 is like Transformers or Fast & Furious. The characters and story really don’t matter. They just need a plausible set up for insane, cool action setpieces with impressive VFX for the movie to be enjoyable. So I’m disappointed it’s not happening, but tbh I didn’t even know it was possibly happening in the first place.

I’d love to think that this will be good. The first game is a very relevant story about police states and technological privacy and how that could be abused not just by the state but by crime syndicates as well.

Too bad it’s a Ubisoft IP… sigh

I really enjoyed Doom 2016 for leaving the entire identity of the Doom Slayer up to the player’s. They were no longer the “Doom guy” but were now just this eminent force with very big hands. They might as well have been god and I thought that was really cool. It was less cool when you saw his face and heard his voice in Doom Eternal

Finally! Now no one can deny that Gojira song really IS about Great Britain.

Holy shit. I’ve been wondering about this for so long

Ah Minecraft. What a great video game to translate into a full-length movie. Everyone loves to talk about it’s checks notes …. uh… story. And, uhh… rich, memorable characters… 😐

I’ll be the first to admit Legos didn’t have an overarching story either and they made an amazing movie “out of Lego” but this movie is only happening because Microsoft bought the rights to the game and because of that there’s no way this will be better than the world-renowned, straight to digital distribution phenomenonal Borderlands Movie

I got “Women are not allowed in this world and they don’t want it anymore” on iOS lol

Women are not allowed in this world and they don’t want it anymore

I can’t tell if this is indicative of conservative ideology or radical feminist ideology

Sure, you don’t need it but it sure made it easier for me and helped me understand what I was lacking

That’s what I was thinking too. Regretting investing so heavily in Nvidia for sure right now

Deadpool became the “straight man” to the insanity that is the Marvel Multiverse (and did a good job of it) and that should be pretty telling to the Marvel writers of how insane and dumb their movies have become. Solid movie, but really only in the context of every other Marvel movie that’s already come out. The first two will be the memorable ones but this was a good post scriptum for Logan (et al)

oooooooohohohohohoho you really got me with that last one.

Though at least I’m only addicted to R6: Siege and not CoD or Valorant like a fucking pleb

Edit: a MASSIVE /s I do unironically love Siege and it is actually what’s keeping Windows installed on my PC, but I admit it’s in no way a good reason to keep malware on my machine

Please, come inside my cube

If I do both are we the same?

“Kamala Harris washes her hands every day just like the notorious Pontius Pilate who famously washed his hands just before MURDERING our lord and savior Jesus!

I, on the other hand, righteously NEVER wash my hands to avoid ever being compared to such a sinner.

Is Kamala really a good leader for our country if she so blatantly supports the murder of Jesus Christ?”

“Onedrive vore rule34” was never a phrase that I ever ever never forever ever wanted to pop into my head

“Fuck all that singing and shit.”

“You see those warriors from Hammerfell? They’ve got curved penises. B I G curved penises”

“Heh heh heh heeeee. That’s for damn sure.”

Truly I tell you, Dinosaur Pile-up discovered the best way to say that number

You may not like it, but this is what the peak American truck form looks like.

iMessage? Or is this some Grindr joke