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minus-squarepH3ra@lemmy.mllinkfedilinkarrow-up61arrow-down1·edit-22 年前My retirement plan is 10 grams of lead
minus-squareHexagon@feddit.itlinkfedilinkarrow-up18·2 年前My retirement plan is society collapsing on itself
minus-squareAdolfSchmitler@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up10·2 年前Ahh the old “Smith & Wesson Retirement Plan”
minus-squareChrisLicht@lemm.eelinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up4·2 年前4 bars and some fenty. Nu fuss, no muss.
minus-squarePunnyName@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up17·2 年前I’m gonna turn my on / off switch to “off”.
minus-squaresolidsnake2085@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up6arrow-down1·2 年前I’ve got 27 years until I am old enough to get my pension.
minus-squarejcit878@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up3arrow-down1·2 年前26 to the month for me. assuming they don’t change it again
minus-squarepeopleproblems@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up5·2 年前I plan to build up my retirement fund to buy my medication for a month and then we’ll take it from there
Wait, you guys get to retire?
My retirement plan is 10 grams of lead
Real (real)
My retirement plan is society collapsing on itself
Ahh the old “Smith & Wesson Retirement Plan”
4 bars and some fenty. Nu fuss, no muss.
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I’m gonna turn my on / off switch to “off”.
I’ve got 27 years until I am old enough to get my pension.
26 to the month for me. assuming they don’t change it again
I plan to build up my retirement fund to buy my medication for a month and then we’ll take it from there
I choose the Kurt Cobain retirement.