How do you people sit with anything in a back pocket

Also how do you people keep shit in the same pocket? Hell usually everything ends up in the opposite pocket I first put it in anyway

Ok, guys, after the pager thing, I am pretty sure walkie talkies are next. Like that’s really An obvious one.

I don’t have any ideas on what next. Landline phones probably.

If I don’t see it on Lemmy, my parents usually let me know.

No don’t worry they are progressives so it’s almost always NPR or local.

33,000 people recognized that they were being shit on an said enough.

This will start conversations in many unions I imagine

Complete inversion of entropy

After the use of violence and now minors, Im guessing this whole thing is going to keep getting worse.

That doesn’t sound very consensual to me

What’s terrifying is that they already can write in Cyrillic

Yikes. So this isn’t about me, it’s about 4 people who had lumbar or sacrum disc bulges/ruptures. Also over different points in time where medicine advanced.

First was a music conductor about 22 years ago, 35-40 y/o. He opted for the surgery at the time. Full quick recovery. At the time it was about 50/50 for full recovery, or worsening of the issues.

Second was a family member about 21 years ago, ~40 y/o he opted out of the surgery for deep steroid injections and physical therapy. It took about a year and a half, but it resolved, and no problems since.

Third was about 12 years ago. Again early 40s, opted for surgery. Surgery was a success, but didn’t resolve it nearly as quickly or as well as the first person.

Fourth was ~6 years ago, late 20s. Long history of back problems do to sports related compressions when she was younger (she was a ‘flyer’ in cheerleading). She was told she’d be an excellent candidate for the newest minimally invasive technique, but opted out of surgery and got the injections like the second person. However it did not, and has not resolved. She still refuses the surgery. It limits her ability to bend over, and get to the ground, still has pain and sciatica. She regularly sees a chiropractor (against the recommendations of everyone).

I think, nowadays, a good orthopedic doctor will be able to give you the best care. It’s not fun, but it doesn’t need to be as scary as it used to be. Plus the symptoms can always get worse. You’re doing the right thing and listening to your body.

While I understand this, are you referring to freeways only?

Or do you include any street with a > 30 mph speed limit regardless if I need to be in the left lane for the stoplight in 1.5miles?

It’s almost always safer to sit in that lane when it’s busier than changing lanes ever last minute

See there are some problems here.

I can’t get to my doctor, or dentist, or grocery store, or pharmacy, or bowling alley, or friend’s house, or closest pond, or my parents, or the airport without driving to each of those places.

The only way this gets solved is if there is a huge network of buses going to every neighborhood at tight intervals then each business Park and public attraction, etc at tight intervals. In a town of what 150k-200k?

Outside of metro areas, this doesn’t work. At all.

That’s not even my joke >.>

It’s not misuse. Come on. You can’t fucking honestly convince me that satellites orbit lower than Brazil.

Literal: Conforming or limited to the simplest, nonfigurative, or most obvious meaning of a word or words.

Above: On high; overhead.

It’s not supposed to be >.>

What part of the joke aren’t you getting???

Oh my god how is this joke that fucking difficult to understand

Yes. There is. Orbit is a higher altitude than Brazil. Don’t play dumb.

No I mean it’s literally a satellite network. It’s in orbit.

It’s above the law. Literally.

Edit: a lot of people whooshing this. How? It’s so fucking simple.

Orbit = Space. Brazil = Earth.

Space altitude > Brazil Altitude.

Orbit is literally above guys. Like come the fuck on. It’s a funny joke.

I mean to be fair, Starlink is a satellite network.

Edit: this is a shitty Dad joke for those that are taking my comment seriously.

Most of you don’t deserve your humor license if you have one

Vegas I can say without actually looking it up.