Crocodile Dundee
It’s suddenly a movie about a weirdly elitist Australian talking down to a bunch of Australian expats.
Up (or, as they’d call it, Down).
In a movie where the antagonist tries and fails to hunt down and kill a flightless bird? I could see it.
Matrix.
“That’s not a spoon… this is a spoon!”
I see you’ve played spoony-spoony before.
Oi! I can’t just tell yah what the matrix is mate!
Muppets Christmas Carol
12 Angry Men
“I’m just sayin’ it’s possible, ya daft cunt!”
Braveheart
Sorcerer’s Stone.
“It’s leviOsa, not leviosar, you bloody cunt!”
Rowling needs to fade into irrelevance
I downvoted them because they used the americanised version, instead of the correct version that’s called Philosopher’s Stone.
I won’t be party to allowing those yanks to rewrite history anymore. IT’S UNCONSCIONABLE! IT’S IMMORAL. IT SMELLS LIKE STINKY CHEESE!!!
Wait really. Why the efff would that be something to change? I just always thought the editor let an inconsistency through
https://www.theguardian.com/notesandqueries/query/0,5753,-18387,00.html
https://www.goodreads.com/questions/3-why-did-they-choose-to-change-the-title
It’s either:
That the decision makers in hollywood didn’t think the original title had enough pizzazz so changed it to sorcerer to thrill it up a bit.
Or that american kids/parents just wouldn’t understand what the film was about from the title so dumbed it down for them.While I expect such interference in standalone films, wasn’t this the height of Harry Potter? They had a huge and dedicated fan base that would have gone to any movie in that series
It was changed in the book, it was a new book at the time
Yes, she does. It’d be great. But pretending an insanely influential piece of media doesn’t exist doesn’t help us or the trans movement. Harry potter can exist and we can enjoy our memories of it without further contributing to it and boycotting all future sales. Fuck jk, fuck the franchise at this point, and fuck trabsphobes in general and specific. But the movies exist, they were good, and I wouldn’t spend a red cent on any any new HP material, but the memories are free.
The King’s Speech.
Although the Yes movie would be good too, just so it could be renamed “Yeah Nah Yeah”.
Star Wars Episode I: The Phantom Menace
No, I will not elaborate. But you can see it.
My puny, three-dimensional brain cannot fathom Australian Jar Jar Binks.
Or as Dundee One Kenobi would call him: That floppy eared cunt.
The first rule of fight club is you don’t bloody talk about fight club!
The third rule of fight club, is everybody is named Bruce.
Blazing Saddles.
Superman might be cool if only because it’d finally be something “different” but not “edgier”.
“Oi, ya cunt, you put Lois Lane down now!”
Red Son but he lands in the Australian outback.
Like, Ma and Pa Kent still keep their origin but their son just inexplicably has an Australian accent? Maybe that’s how they all sound on Krypton
The prompt says EVERYONE is aussie
Crocodile Dundee, all of them. Make Paul hogan the least bogan of the cast.
Shrek
But keep the same voice actors
Wasn’t this almost a thing? Didn’t Mike Myers record almost all his lines with an Aussie accent before the last minute change? Or am I misremembering?
I think it was a Canadian accent originally, which I assume is just his normal accent.
Blade Runner
