Subjectively speaking. Or maybe not.

Please try and resist the urge to say humans, I’m sure it crossed everyone’s mind

  • gigastasio@sh.itjust.works
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    20 hours ago

    I vote for seagulls- your local beach assholes.

    I’ve been chased and harassed by seagulls, not for giving them food, but for eating food in their presence. I once saw a seagull grab a water bottle out of some lady’s bag. I remember witnessing a gang of seagulls dismember a live crab in front of a group of children. And to this day, I refuse to talk about the Nilla Wafer Incident.

    They’re bullies, thugs, thieves, and they know it and are proud of it. Fuck a seagull.