ComradeSharkfucker@lemmy.ml to 196@lemmy.blahaj.zoneEnglish · 1 month agorule???lemmy.mlimagemessage-square73linkfedilinkarrow-up1556arrow-down116file-text
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minus-squareCevilia (she/they/…)@lemmy.blahaj.zonelinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up17·1 month agoIf I pay cash, does that make me nonbinary?
minus-squareDivineDev@piefed.sociallinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up12·1 month agoDepends, do you gayly slide it over or do you slam it on the counter, breaking it?
minus-squareWIZARD POPE💫@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up9·1 month agoHow does one slam a bill on the counter breaking it? Ohhhhh… Were you talking about breaking the counter?
minus-squareDaPorkchop_ [any]@lemmy.mllinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up13·1 month agoThe bill collides into the counter with such force that both immediately disintegrate into a cloud of hot plasma.
minus-squareCevilia (she/they/…)@lemmy.blahaj.zonelinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up4·1 month ago How does one slam a bill on the counter breaking it? Forcefully. /j
minus-squarepeoplebeproblems@midwest.sociallinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up5·1 month agoNo, it makes you suspicious. Only criminals pay in cash, and the FBI wants to ask you a few questions.
minus-squareCevilia (she/they/…)@lemmy.blahaj.zonelinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up3·30 days agoThe FBI can ask as many questions as they like. They’re over there, and I’m over here.
If I pay cash, does that make me nonbinary?
Depends, do you gayly slide it over or do you slam it on the counter, breaking it?
How does one slam a bill on the counter breaking it?
Ohhhhh… Were you talking about breaking the counter?
The bill collides into the counter with such force that both immediately disintegrate into a cloud of hot plasma.
Hot damn
Forcefully. /j
No, it makes you suspicious. Only criminals pay in cash, and the FBI wants to ask you a few questions.
The FBI can ask as many questions as they like. They’re over there, and I’m over here.