• jia_tan@lemmy.blahaj.zoneOP
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    5 days ago

    ROCK CLIMBER??? GIRL???

    IM IN LOVE!!!

    let’s go camping together and cuddle in a hammock with a beautiful view!!! Mosquitos and the cold be damned!

    • Arkhive@piefed.blahaj.zone
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      5 days ago

      Only problem is I grew up in a mosquito plagued land, so now they all avoid me out of respect for my time off at war and exclusively go after anyone else I’m with. I do have good reflexes though, so as long as you’re down with the odd slap to “kill a mosquito ;)” we should be just fine.

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        5 days ago

        Don’t threaten me with a good time!

        Sis, honestly, you’re perfect!

        I’m actually looking for someone like you irl: a sporty mommy that will make me work out and will go camping with me.

        Someone will be very lucky when they find you! (Assuming you’re not aroace lmao)