You just happened to stumble across the stupidest motherfucker alive. Probably alive. Those risky decisions don’t take themselves.
Maybe half ass it a little bit
If they’re not compensating you for giving 150% of your energy, then don’t give them 150% of your energy.
Like, tell them you need to catch a breath, take a “smoke break” (even if you don’t smoke, mime vape a lil ink pen in the smoking section). Rehydrate more, piss more. Say you’re dizzy. Come up with something.
How is that a ceasefire when IDF troops snipe kids and journalists in their downtime?
Does the spectrum for that word usually range from lighting the wrong side of a cigarette to serious crimes against human dignity?
October 19th got 33 hours in it, so remember to make use of that
1-4 years and that much money is still unclaimed
I’m not very familiar with how these bounty contracts work, but I am going to assume it’s not happening if they haven’t decided by now :(
I assume the guy with the solution is doing that Turkish ice cream vendor thing where he keeps sleight-of-handing it away from the rest of the government
Snort 50-60 grams of creatine
Eat so much protein that it changes your gut bacteria and brain chemistry
Lift weights until you feel nothing but fiery pain in your muscles.
Do this daily and you won’t have any issues with carrying anything that was designed to be carried.
If this were true I would already have had like 19 heart attacks by now
doing a handstand
being good enough at archery to draw a crowd
performing archery with feet
Like, I’ll never be able to do one of those things, let alone all three simultaneously.
This doesn’t look AI generated.
I’m in awe. This must have taken hundreds, if not thousands of hours of training and dedication.
Anyone been to Kyrgyzstan? All I know is that they have a fucking dope flag 🇰🇬
pre-nut brainfog must have felt like a psychedelic realm where the only reasonable way to escape was to find and rawdog a shady sex worker
those goddamn fucking fake UPS emails
I have never used UPS in my fucking life
every day another unread 19 in the spam folder
like, I didn’t click the shady link the first 4812 times
Why would I click it on the 4813rd email?
why can’t I open this website
yo give shreck his dong back
probably looking everywhere for that shit
whatd he do
I’m too high to Google it and I’m hearing mums voice and zipping in and out of sleep
Im a sleeby
reminder to self kinda
12 years
32k views
Dang. Got any more gemstones stashed in your memory?
all while they clockwork orange your eyes and show you nothing but ads
I think it’s a joke
The setup makes us assume no nudes are being exchanged.
We expect that the transphobe is warning the writer that one of the people receiving nudes is trans. We then expect the reveal to be that the write is trans or something along those lines. It was difficult for me to follow too.
The punchline is that nudes were indeed being exchanged. The transphobe was just a subversion.