those goddamn fucking fake UPS emails
I have never used UPS in my fucking life
every day another unread 19 in the spam folder
like, I didn’t click the shady link the first 4812 times
Why would I click it on the 4813rd email?
i hate soup
those goddamn fucking fake UPS emails
I have never used UPS in my fucking life
every day another unread 19 in the spam folder
like, I didn’t click the shady link the first 4812 times
Why would I click it on the 4813rd email?
yo give shreck his dong back
probably looking everywhere for that shit
whatd he do
I’m too high to Google it and I’m hearing mums voice and zipping in and out of sleep
Im a sleeby
reminder to self kinda
12 years
32k views
Dang. Got any more gemstones stashed in your memory?
all while they clockwork orange your eyes and show you nothing but ads
I see a lot of posts from @FlyingSquid@lemmy.world.
They post good memes, insightful comments, moderates a few communities I think.
probably not a real squid though, I don’t think they got internet in the ocean
They’re painfully stupid too.
Like, man. If only there were a million different kinds of chemicals that can keep you awake.
Caffeine, modafinil, amphetamine, fucking hotsauce, orange Gatorade maybe.
“NAH HE’S SLURPING ADRENOCHROME V666”
untreatable knee pain speedrun
Ok if we’re going to be honest here, if I had to fuck a couch, I’d probably pick that one
Also, pretty sure the original/remix artists who made the song might be a lil pissed too.
Hard to research, because toilet is flooding the search engine results and I’m on Ambien
I first heard a less-electronic (I think original) version over an Instagram reel of a very well-fed Turkish man rhythmically moving his abdomen to the song.
Heard the remix a bit later down the line, still months before the first gmod upload.
Good time to be a lawyer I guess
(I don’t know either)
Ponder thy orb for the answers in which ye seeketh
I see that fifth puppy u aint slick
For me olympics is when I learn about the rapid advancements in anabolic steroids
How much fun did you have writing the alt text
Edit: frick, someone else mentioned it before me, I never learned how to read
where is kfc chicken bucket fleshlight
never trust a fart