Lmao

All terms are made up

At least they removed all the em dashes

“You were right to raise this” and “we want to be straight about this” smacks of AI

What are sihks doing at a mosque?

Correct answer. Ctrl-alt-sysreq-reisub takes more hands than I have available.

taskkill /f /im “application.exe”

He lied about being genetically modified for years. I could see him doing it to spare obriens feelings.

Perhaps, if he had them which would be a crapshoot for a half bajoran. Also Bashir is clearly in on it, he did the transplant, perhaps he did a bit of prenatal cosmetic surgery while he was in there.

I don’t buy it. Keiko was away from Miles for months, admitted to an emotional relationship with a Bajoran man, and suddenly she’s pregnant with a kid that needs to be transplanted into a Bajoran woman in order to survive gestation. I believe Kirayoshi is the Bajoran botanist’s son and I believe the writers had that in mind the whole time.

O’Brien is a great father. He took care of kirayoshi and he wasn’t even his kid.

Every time I sit in an airplane, in a car with someone in the back seat, or buy clothes yes. And when I was a kid/teen it got really tiresome having everyone I met over 40 years old asking me if I played basketball.

Lesbians aren’t super flexible. None of the ones I’ve hit on were willing to sleep with a man.

You should be ashamed of yourself madam

Figures england would rewrite him as nobility, that tracks

Then the poster makes a good point.

Downvotes aside, you’re right. He was a Lord and a crusader. Dude was a real piece of shit who only took a face turn when the king’s brother seized his land.

The Running Man remake was hot garbage.

This one at least followed the book for the most part. That tacked on “and everyone clapped” happy ending though, oof.

“copy and pasting from stack exchange with extra steps”

up my ass

That is not what shampoo is for