I was reading this as in the stapler is an Excalibur level stapler - hence it went through steel XD

AHHH, well, I was…relative-ly close.

Legend.

Dude is a real genius. Pretty sure he was an astrophysicist before or during the early days of Queen.

Mine already does it. Send help, I have 20+ years of playtime.

Hi-res pic loading about as fast as you could print them back then XD

Easy, girl in the white dress is the side piece.

Idk, been in the game so long now, I’ve realized that sadly, id weather have the memories of them. For example: Diablo 3&4 and the enshitification.

Watched the movie yesterday, can confirm.

Well, there’s also x.xxx

Unfortunately no. Seemed completely random. Maybe just hormones of growing up?

So, the first time I ever experienced sleep paralysis I was like ~5-7yr old. I was at my grandma’s house staying the night. Had a nightmare of a stereotypical witch on a broom chasing me. Ofc I was running, but not fast enough. When the witch finally caught me I ‘woke up’ but unable to move or open my eyes, couldn’t talk or scream.

Still in an in-between state of consciousness and lucid dream, I was finally able to jerk a leg or arm. That seemed to finally kick start the rest of me. Sat up breathing heavily, but further horror ensued. My eyes had been completely encrusted shut, from tears I guess? I had to physically pry my eyes open.

Years later it would happen again to various degrees. At one point it would happen so often it just got annoying. I’d be fully aware of what was happening. Sometimes I could open my eyes and look around, but could never move my head.

It’s been probably close to 20 years since it’s happened to me. I don’t miss it, much.

Damn it feels good to be a gangster

^^^^ Exactly what I meant 😅

Magnets, yes. Great for the fridge!

Maybe it’s bad luck, but half the time the instructions are physically impossible to follow on certain steps.

Been married for 10 years now. There’s one thing I’ve found to be the ultimate relationship tester:

Furniture Assembly.

If you can survive assembling a few pieces of IKEA puzzles together it’s probably going to last XD

Can relate tbh. Like, I’m not going to turn the pages for you, all ya gotta do is ask and do it.

But fr, I’ll talk about anything that isn’t small talk. But I really don’t like carrying a conversation that A: doesn’t interest me, and B: has no ultimate goal (see: smalltalk).

Perfection

Someone needs to make the top one “Me at malls”

Bag size 20x30cm…(approximately)