Well duh. You didn’t cook em first

but why tho

We call those “acceptable losses”

If a single person gets hit by a car in my city everyone is talking about it. Let alone 36

As someone who’s gotten rejected after multiple technical rounds. Yeah there definitely should be some compensation for anything close to real work. BUT as someone who has both been hiring and looking lately the far bigger issue ATM is application volume. There’s currently no real way to solve the massive bot problem

Ngl I always assumed it had a racist origin

Basic workflow that got me through the learning pains.

If I just sat down:

• git checkout develop or whatever ur main branch is
• git pull origin

If I’m working on a new branch:

(If not already on the new branch)

• git branch -b feature/123-ticket-name

(After making some changes)

• git add .
• git commit
• git push

Git will prompt you the first time you git push, just follow the instructions.

And of course there’s tons more you could learn or dive into. But that should give you a stable foundation to start working from

The joke about drugs being cheaper isn’t a joke. The joke is the pain your wallet feels

If you think about it a closet is really just a burned down yard anyway

If you can convince a raven to sit on your shoulder then the sun will set forevermore and the goths will hail you as the ruler of eternal night

Smeone was raised by squirrels

U sure?

do I?

Everyone keeps talking about structure. Yet no one seems to consider eating. If you do PB top side then you get PB stuck to the roof of your mouth

But then I get peanut butter on the jelly knife

sudo !! Is nice but I mostly use the up arrow to repeat something long and complicated I did 10 minutes ago. The joke there is sometimes that takes too long too. So that’s where history | grep 'keyword' is nice

Don’t forget using cmatrix as a sudo-screensaver

One of the things I always setup is a pbpaste & pbcopy function to mirror Marcos’s. I know that’s not what the meme is about but pbpaste > /tmp/filename.json is too handy

Made the mistake of trying Deadlock. It’s invite only right now but there are communities that will let you friend someone for an invite. Anyway I figured it was good since it’s Valve. And uh unfortunately I was right. I haven’t slept properly in a week

I had a client who was the head of product at her buisness. We’d meet at the end of every sprint to do demos and planning. Anyway when my team mentioned there were some issues on Firefox her knee jerk response was to openly say “I hate Firefox users”

I have tons of stories like that but the point is that even people who are aware don’t universally love it

Awareness is just the bare minimum