He was an old pensioner in New Zealand and spent his days modifying and old Indian scout motorcycle. He melted down scrap and casted his own parts. There was no place in New Zealand flat enough and long enough for him to really see how fast his bike would go. He got a lot of support from the locals to raise money and was able to make the journey to the United States to go to Death Valley, where he and his old motorcycle were underestimated by all. But he crushed the land speed records (in his category) which may still be unbroken today. He was infectiously likeable and a really unexpected god of speed, the ultimate underdog

Oh they made a movie about him called The world’s fastest Indian it’s absolutely worth a watch if you haven’t seen it

My family: Heaven gained another angel 😭
Me in hell:

I really love Burt Munro’s story

The one that got away

She was a punk rock girl all tatted up. She felt quite bad about dropping the deuce

My ex was day drunk and wearing lingerie and power sharted right on my kitchen floor

A long time ago Putin filmed Trump doing some naughty things and now the USA has a Nazi regime

Wow, I’m not surprised to see this. Back in the day Anne of Green Gables was syndicated in Japan and really popular. So much so that in PEI there were signs in Japanese for the tourist at Green Gables. I’m gonna watch the original and then the anime

That’s the kind of place this is, lots of sexy people, not doing much work, and posting memes

It’s ich iel, you get credit for trying

Genitalia: unremarkable

Did you know that it’s totally OK to hit fascists with bricks?

I would love to be able to knit sweaters

I find it so surprising that the single edge gem blades didn’t take over the shaving world, compared to the standard double edged safety razor. The angle is built right into the razor head, it’s essentially idiot proof!

Gem razors ftw!