Pretty much what I expected/assumed.

They had these in a game I used to play, I wanna say Sim City 2000? It was called a microwave power plant and I think occasionally the beam coming to Earth would miss the power plant and start a fire, but my memory’s a bit fuzzy.

Narrator: “It was not fine”

I miss my LG Alias 2

I wish I was more disciplined/focused.

What about ADHD?

Nobody wants Russia* to have nuclear weapons.

Bonk

Speaking as an American, I am so sorry.

My moderate skill at hacky sack has surely prevented many things that I’ve dropped from becoming damaged.

I was thinking “oh that’s funny I should try that with my gf” and then I remembered that I’m white and she’s black so I don’t think I’m going to do that

Hey I briefly worked for Gary.

Speaking as someone who’s done this before, I’m pretty sure that glass was originally a candle.

I’ve never even been offered glass lenses. I thought they were phased out so that people would never get broken glass in their eyes.

Same down here in Redwood City. I saw on the news it’s supposed to hit like 111 down near Gilroy.

That’s my purse!

His ears are on his neck

I bet he used a Blendtec

Who’s that?