Cowpitalism. No? I tried

Yeah water horse sounds right

Yeah, not disputing that, but try to tell them while they’re eating your skull like it’s a watermelon snack

Edit: I know they’re herbivores. Doesn’t change the facts

You clearly never been hunted by a hippo on water

If you suffer from constipation just shit facing backwards

This is the way

Why do these guys allways look like their family is being held hostage or something?

Nailed it