Thanks, I almost forgot to shave 15% of my neck today!

CombDome

It’s gonna be so awkward when that alien needs to go door to door and introduce themselves at their next planet.

I normally do a ton of nibbles. What’s the conversion rate of nibbles to bites? And are chomps just a US unit of measurement?

Jar Jar Biden?

Exactly, my wisdom teeth got removed so I got the tattoo on my tongue. Way more visible in public…

Yes, you are definitely a billionaire

Not vegan though, because a human was harmed for the creation of that ponytail.

I literally haven’t seen a pop-up that I didn’t need to manually enable in years. Didn’t realize they were still an issue…

WSL finally has competition… American Sign Language

Eventually? Maybe, but frankly Asimov had those rules for a reason. Now? It can’t even decide what it said a second ago.

If it weighs like a duck, and floats like a duck, then it probably is a witch. Don’t let them trick you!

You can be vaporized by a witch anytime you want, no pondering required!

A main character, this is an ensemble cast. Just don’t let the red shirts know…

I was bitten this morning and I feel fi----nally half way through the week am I right? Any plans this weekend?

Moose and bears may break my bones, but spiders will always scare me. Plus Bullwinkle would have a hard time sneaking into my bed or shoe unnoticed…

Damn, that human’s holding a fish so big I can’t even see their human appendages holding it up in the not-water

And if you put a cucumber behind them they freak out… That’s not a euphemism!

I’d say boycott, but odds are the movies will be so generic nobody will want to watch them anyway.

You’re right, mondays are much better lowercased