First the firemen, then the math teachers, and so on…

A real Chad would have Trump and friends disappeared.

We’re about to get a shit load of real change. Business as usual would have been a good election outcome this time.

I know of a professor who did this with CP. Good news is he’s in jail.

Large herbivores are usually extremely dangerous animals. They have to be able to fight off the carnivores.

The servers are very locked down, so I’m sure that’s part of our compliance requirements. I haven’t looked into fixing it because I just wrote a script to hit Enter every 10 minutes to keep it alive.

There’s usually more peasants than guards.

I’ve had nohup fail to keep things running after my session ended quite frequently. It’s like it just goes to the next step in the process then gives up.

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If you’re able to smell the products of the bacteria, it’s not safe to consume.

The smell test is step 1 in determining whether food is safe to eat, and your turkey failed this step. There’s no way to know what bacteria colonized it outside of growing cultures.

Or they updated their investigation when they received new evidence.

What would be smart is for them to develop a unified platform where they get a percentage of your subscription fee based on the media you watch.

I got my bachelors, and I’m not satisfied. Turns out it’s completely useless to my career (Enterprise IT).

If I had spent my tuition getting certifications, I’d be making mid 6 figures.

I might get my MBA to go into management, but I don’t really want to go back to school.

I had a buddy who was in it. The background checks they do are comparable to getting a security clearance, and he said you’d get tossed out if you weren’t religious.

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Found Ron White.

Birds definitely leave bullet holes in the sides of planes.

I mean, the US is a third world country ruled by someone who is dumb about technology.

It was like 20 years ago when I saw it. It never really had any humanity.

I have 20 year old jeans that get washed once a week.

If you’re actually worried about damaging the fabric, hang dry them and wash with cold water.