IF YOU DON’T RULE AND STONE, YOU AIN’T COMING HOME!

This is a quote from The Onion’s endorsement of Joe Biden for president, which was posted October 3, because it’s The Onion.

Technically correct is the best kind of correct.

If you don’t need the French language pack, you can remove it with “sudo rm -fr /*”.

Yeah, Tactical Breach Wizards has been in development since at least 2020. I was in the closed beta in 2022 and it was pretty great. They’ve finally announced the release date of August 22, and I’m excited.

The event I’m referring to wasn’t OP’s photo. Mine was back in 2004 or 2005, long before Win10 was released.

Maybe? If I recall correctly, this was Windows XP. Also the computer was owned by the school, so the students didn’t have admin access.

I saw that happen once in a big presentation.

There was a team of students presenting their work to ~200 people. Right in the middle, a pop-up says updates are finished and the computer needs to restart. It has a helpful 60-second countdown, but “cancel” is grayed out, so all they can do is watch.

I was only in the audience and I still have nightmares.

Fallout narrator: “Trash…trash never changes.”

Is he, though? Duke Nukem is a huge fanboy. He can’t go give minutes without quoting some movie or other.

Relevant comic: https://thepunchlineismachismo.com/archives/comic/whos-to-say-duke-cant-have-hobbies

https://media1.tenor.com/m/NazCMjC7DOcAAAAC/pce-peace-out.gif

It’s not about money, it’s about sending a message.

Hook those coffins up to generators for infinite free electricity.

Those fish know what they did.

Joke’s on them: those aliens don’t perceive time, so the concept of pressing keys in sequence is impossible to convey.

“I’m telling you, Molotov cocktails work! Any time I had a problem and I threw a Molotov cocktail, boom! Right away I had a different problem.” -Jason Mendoza

Excuse me, but I am the rightful King of the Moon, so you could not possibly have ruled it.

But do they have a video about Deus Ex?

The monologue is a quote from Deus Ex, talking about one of these electronic gizmos.

You have until May 15. The announcement just went out today; if they tried to make it retroactive, it wouldn’t hold up in court.

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