I use https://github.com/louislam/uptime-kuma

I’m not sure about ansible automations, but for uptime monitoring, it’s really simple and effective.

My tinfoil hat can run Doom on Linux

REAL pros use butterflies!

https://xkcd.com/378/

R.I.P. Sun

Oracle CEOs are pretty bad too

If they would actually release/build the things

Check out the podcast Fall Of Civilization episode on Rapa Nui.

https://fallofcivilizationspodcast.com/2019/07/26/episode-6-of-fall-of-civilizations-is-now-live/

Where there’s a will, there’s a way

Ford F250 from the year 2035

The investors are the ones who just voted him a ludicrous pay package. They are getting what they deserve

Nothing about that is absurd

The downstream effects are likely much much greater. If an auth server/DB server/API server/etc (for example) got taken down, the failure cascades

There’s a fantastic youtube channel by Stephan Milo that does nothing but explore the origins of “humans” (in the very broad sense).

https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCZ9jWH_8tJ-Nmaj8dSQdEYA

You have a great flat mate there too

Live long and prosper 🖖

Battlestar Galactica

https://www.theregister.com/2024/07/19/admin_crowdstrike_update_mess/