Trump spews his usual incoherent word salad sprinkled with staff-curated buzzwords intended to excite whatever group of idiots he happens to be facing at that particular moment.

News media: Let’s spend all our air time and resources sanewashing this.

Gordon lied on his resume and his bosses knew it.

Bro is about to be decapitated by the tunnel tho

Most conservatives are the child in the red shirt telling the cops to stomp harder on the child in the purple shirt, because the guy in the blue shirt told them that’s who stole their box.

They drove a dump truck full of money up to my house, I’m not made of stone!

Mushroom mushroom

Your fingers would remember their old strength better, if they grasped your AWP.

🎵Natalie Holloway. That angel!

NOAA is tracking a category 5 gas giant about to make landfall … everywhere

Basically what I think when people propose most mainstream superheroes vs Metro Man.

Rocks POV please

Rebar up the b-bar

No it’s a call of duty.

Just like the stimulations

Schwing!

Goldbug

Both shows that deliberately subvert the Marvel formula.

It transitions more easily into the ol’ seig heil which they’re all just waiting until it’s more acceptable to do in public.

Genetics, steroids, makeup, lighting, and getting paid to work out. Don’t beat yourself up, bro.