It’ll only take about three weeks

26 and 36 get my vote

It’s the Cosmic Owl

Not as much as I’d like it to.

“…or putting a bomb on a - or bringing special forces people home safely?” is probably my favorite line. He remembered midway through the sentence that “bomb” isn’t what he wants his tech associated with, so he interrupted himself to put a more positive spin on it lol

If you wanna save yourself some time, just watch the last five minutes or so. The opening part is relatively boring. He ramps up the crazy as he goes.

I’m conflicted. On one hand, I feel sorry for people whose living conditions are so poor that they need to look for work in a foreign country. I understand that they have been lied to and are victims of a massive propaganda campaign.

On the other hand, my brain is screaming Don’t join the military in a war-torn country, especially one that has used its own people as cannon fodder!

Classy.

“These people lost their homes. Let’s see if they had anything valuable to steal, too.”

I don’t blame them one bit

Whoever chose that pic deserves some kind of award

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I non-sarcastically like this design. Instead of handing a multimillion dollar contract to an aerospace company, someone said “we already have automatic rifles, right? Just bolt ‘em to the goddam drone. Problem solved.”

“Eggs do not lay eggs, the goose lays the eggs,” he said. “SoftBank Group is the factory that lays the eggs.”

So… is it the goose or the factory that lays the eggs? This is a bad, confusing analogy.

Neglect is absolutely a form of abuse. I feel the need to point out, though, that some dads are dealing with emotional scars of their own. In a few cases, neglect is actually an improvement from what the dads themselves went through.

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Great choice of pic for Tasha!

Cool. That takes a lot of skills at once.

Baseball

The fact that you care at all tells me that you’re probably a decent person. Narcissists and sociopaths generally don’t give a shit about the opinions of others.

This may be foolish advice (like telling someone with clinical depression to “just cheer up”) but try not to overthink it.

iPad. It works, and it’s convenient. If people love or hate certain OSs, that’s fine.

They don’t care