It’s how I got my office an amazing deal on Arch Enterprise

Precrastination is when you get too far ahead on a group project because you’re avoiding another awfuller thing.

Nor archive.md nor archive.today, which appear to be run by the same rogue actors and serve the same content as archive.is and archive.ph. Beware.

The person smoking weed next to me with skin darker than my own, yes.

They’d be super offensés if they could speak a real language. Thanks for half our vocabulary, suckeurs.

Please, no. I need to believe there’s still a place where things aren’t worsening.

homo and sickle. kinda.

When I used to come out of the closet as a teenager, this was a common response: “it’s not real” or “you’ve decided to do this”.

It didn’t occur to me I could have righteous indignation about it, but it did lead to me to a place where I’m still enthusiastically delighted/shocked/vindicated when straight people literally don’t care about gays, or aren’t disgusted by gays, or when they wish noncishet people happy anniversary.

EMPRESS is full on Elan Mask now as if this is 1930s Germany.

You’re so much less unattractive with my feet on your face ☺️

Also the Mormon Church which profits upon mountains of hurtful lies

I take this back. EMPRESS is simply awful. Not a fun villain.

putting the Blåh in Blåhaj

or

putting the haj in Blåhaj

(Swedes pronounce Blåhaj’s name like BLOW‑high)

Is that a euphemism for “I’m in the bottom 10%”? Jk

The kind of villain that is entertaining to watch. Hi, Gia Gunn, Elliot Goss, and Shiv Roy (for example)!

There’s a Virginia to the north of Virginia that calls itself West Virginia despite being to the north.

Lake sounds awesome but imma bring a compass.

I once heard Billings, Montana referred to as the Paris of south-central Montana.

Is Ruhrpott like greater Frankfurt?

Is it like Frankfurt am Mainhattan??

Buttigieg

is literally a CIA

operative

Oh?

Yes and yes! I wish I could easily find it.