How many donuts could You stack on before You are unable to reach the asshole? Just wondering.

After reading the comments I can assume, lactose intolerance is like combining the effects of eating extremely hot food with extended fasting. Seams rough. But on the other hand, cheese. The second best thing You can eat. Totally worth it.

Ever tried those Buldak ramen? Similar experience.

I know the feeling. I tried extended fasting a couple of times. After the third day it looks exactly as what You described. I shat on my couch the first time I tried it.

If the worst effect of lactose intolerance is diarrhea, I think I would choose having diarrhea over not eating cheese.

For me it’s always time to watch David Pumpkins daily.

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I like how this post turned into tips on how to kill yourself. Saving it for later.

Don’t You dare screw this up. Assisted dying is the only thing I’m looking forward to in life. And I’m 37, so I’ll need this good and running in like the next 4 years.

Shhh. That’s the secret ingredient.

Girl so hot, she melted trough the ice.

They are going the way of the blockbuster movie.

That’s not where he should point.

8,5 eh? Imma put on my scepticals. You’re only an inch shorter than Ron Jeremy’s dick? And that dick had a movie made about it.

Edit: a couple movies, if You count the porn.

Yes. And You can say, it’s not Dickface, it’s Dickfacé, damn it!

Thanks for the comments, Man. I appreciate the fact, that You want to talk about it. If You let me, I Will respond later, as now I’m after a night shift and drunk. Would You be willing to tell me Your age? I think that is an important thing in analysing HP and the authors views. I was born in 87,but I’m polish, so the books got to me a little bit later than most st of the world.

And also. Pleas explain me, how are Rowlngs goblins a Jewish stereotype, but Tolkiens dwarves aren’t? And what about the Doppler in The Witcher?

I don’t agree. The only thing about goblins is that they are bankers. If you hear bankers, and think Jews, that may be that You are stereotyping. Shacklebolt and Cho Chang I consider just poorly though through names. As for the elves being slaves, that has depth. It’s not just, elves want to be slaves so we keep them as slaves. The characters in the books ask them, if they like what they are doing. They like it, they talk about it, we see the point of view of elves. It may be my childhood innocence talking, but I never took it as malicious writing. Maybe unconscious stereotyping. But it was the 90s, she didn’t know better. But all in all now she is a shit human being and I despise her views.