Same. “Howdy!” is my standard greeting.

I come for the clean bum. I stay for the surprise enema.

Tankees. Tankees everywhere.

The day they finally kill old.reddit is the day I give it up completely.

Same here, for sure. I do lemmy on my phone and reddit on my laptop, I’ll just switch to lemmy on both when that day comes.

Yeah, browsing my own curated subs on old.reddit with RES and uBlock Origin is nowhere near as bad as people are making reddit out to be. Don’t get me wrong, reddit IS shit, but my experience isn’t the kind of shit people say it is.

I guess AI is next.

We can hope.

I hate dogs and would hate to be in an Air BNB where there was a dog about. But fuck yes, Kevin, if you’re lonely you still deserve to be treated well. Let’s go to bed, Kevin.

2020 was the best year of my life.

I couldn’t even fucking read it.

Hey. The jerk store called, they’re out of you!

The X-Men was originally a civil rights allegory… It’s been woke since the beginning.

They would be even more expensive than cereal because they would upcharge for the convenience of not having to pour cereal into a bowl.

Is there a word for mansplaining to poor people? Because that’s how that came off.

It is. Like Senator Ted Kennedy.

Well that was the behavior of a jerk.

The Roku TV remotes don’t operate via Wi-Fi like remotes for the dedicated Roku boxes, instead they suck. The Roku TV ones are simple IR remotes.