He looks like a One-Punch Man character

Well we’ve been talking about various epidemics lately: coronavirus, hantavirus, etc. But in Russia there’s this ‘jumping in an open elevator shaft virus’ and the only known vaccine is total support of the regime.

You’re being hysterical, dear. Maybe it’s that time of the month? I recommend Epsom salts and bromide. Sorry, I’ll explain again to the head of the house.

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Rodney Dangerfield: 😱

Kif, I’ve made it with a woman. Inform the men.

For defensive purposes and enforcing peace, right?

<Anakin smiling>

You know that all this military expenditure, all these weapons, drones, tanks, missiles and planes can only mean one thing in the future: peace of course. So much peace, a very strong peace.

It’s called being on the dole, no? It’s nice for a while, then you need some activity or I would get insane. Been there, done that, can’t complain. Happy to work again but glad the system exists (getting worse though).

There’s a good chance this title is shorter and makes more sense than the actual article. But I won’t check for fear of an aneurism.

- Saved from what? Could it be your careless decisions that led to this landing?

- Let’s not point fingers right now

If you average the faces of Orban and Vance you get the right amount of chin, the right amount of forehead, but way too much cheek material

Since porno sites are limited to 18+ people, I suggest you could authenticate yourself by providing the link to a very specific type of videos

You’re making us root for a bloody Islamic dictature killing and torturing its own citizens, you absolute moron.

How do we know for sure there are 3 million counting officials?

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Even by the diplomatic standards of Lavrov, who is usually absolutely unhinged when it comes to logic and morals, this is completely bonkers. Well done, I can’t wrap my brain around this fuckery!

I am not especially interested in lego or trains, but that looks awesome! Nice work, cool stuff all around.

- Hey kid, wanna become a martyr?

- Not really, Great Leader…

- To the martyrdom with you, you traitorous scum!

O2maxxing gang! I’m at 243% oxygen saturation, feeling great!

This is what the internet was for! I don’t give a damn about 500 ways to tie my shoelaces, but I’m glad this exists and is available to me, in case I change my mind.