crandlecan

See! 👌

Seek mental help

I will repeat: it’s definitely aliens 😁

Aliens!

PS: did you get that invoice I sent you last month? 👀🤞

My ma would bet one of her precious necklaces, she’s that sure there were no fake teeth to begin with, God bless her 💞

I mean, why else wouldn’t they want to retrieve the teeth?

By now, we as a family are pretty sure the deceased never had any gold teeth to begin with!

Exactly! It’s nice to know he still has honorable friends in important places. You are a good friend, Donald 🙏

Some customers are just born to be rude and abusive 😤

But they didn’t seem to appreciate his help, at all 😭

… my dad even suggested to open the deceased up, maybe he had swallowed them? For a little fee he could help them out 👉👈🙏

… when the family noticed they were all like “he had 4 golden teeth, they can’t just fall out and get lost”… 😒

Apparently the deceased lost a tooth during transport…

… he ran a crematorium and a funeral parlor… ✝️🙏

I miss him. It’s so sad he got shot in the stomach at work… 🙁

Sure it is!! Get them when they’re grieving is what me pa used to say! 👍

Oh no! You cannot trust any dictator these days 😞

You must feel SO safe and comforted right now 🥰🦄

No, not really I suppose