Hi 19 I’m dad.

Don’t forget the 12 foot lift kit, the go to hell 90 inch wheels with tires that are 1 inch thick and stick out a couple of feet past the fenders, the rolling coal package because just fuck you mother nature.

It’s when poor people do something the wealthy don’t like.

I believe that life as we know it exists somewhere else in the universe .

It’s a parasite

Niiiiiiccee

It’s a water heater, not a hot water heater, why would anyone want to heat water that’s already hot?

I never considered the cat aspect. My grip on reality has been undone.

I suppose you feel the same way on the “soup is cereal” too?

I’ve got a cat that does the same thing, just licks the gravy, I made the mistake one day of getting the patte, my other cat scarfed it down no problem, but miss priss sat there next to her bowl looking at it then looking at me like um this must be fixed immediately.

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That scene where Raphael shouts damn broke my 10 year old brain, the ninja turtles cussing 😳

When crossing the street became a crime.

While you’re waiting to die, please feel free to suffer in agony because assisted suicide isn’t profitable uh I mean ethical.

I’m on Linux bitch I thought you GNU.