Slop generators cannot truly replace very many jobs. They can however give your boss an excuse to fire you and enshittify their own company. And most bosses will take that trade if offered. When people say AI is stealing their job, they mean it gave their boss an excuse to fire them. Not that they’ve truly been made redundant.

I just assume all creators of things I enjoy will eventually be proven to be sex pests. It makes it much easier to justify piracy morally to myself. (/j)

My neighbour growing up was a cop. He and his wife were Christian fundies who had like 8 kids.

I literally never had a single bad interaction with them, and by all accounts he was an alright dad to those kids. I still see him when I visit my folks for the holidays, and when I do, I see his kids now all grown up with kids of their own visiting their parents

Lol, someone loves the taste of boots

“Cognitive dissonance is an uncomfortable feeling caused by holding two conflicting ideas simultaneously”

• Spec Ops: The Line (loading screen hint)

As someone on the autism spectrum, I don’t mind using it or hearing people use it at all, as long as it’s being used as a synonym for “dumb” and not being used to specifically disparage someone with a disability. Just like “idiot”, words evolve over time from being specific words to refer to disabilities to just general words for someone being a dumbass.

Anyone who can’t pedal is also gonna have trouble standing upright and maintaining a neutral balance on a thin board

A shitpost is something low effort, that simply takes up space in the content feed without being engaging, entertaining, or interesting.

One of the primary forms of shitpost is a meme or joke that isn’t very funny, or has been reposted to death. So “shitposting” can refer to the act of spamming shitty meme posts.

One of those isn’t a benefit and the other isn’t true. Also, e-bikes are a thing

Gob Bluth rides one, which reality captured the vibe they gave for the average person.

Except it didn’t really sound promising

We need more maths terminology in our regulations

Tell me you’ve never worked a day in your life without telling me you’ve never worked a day in your life.

Further: all toasters should be able to steal the sunbeam radiant control patent since it’s being squatted on and not used in any toaster on the market

The number of hotdogs in a hotdog pack and the number of hotdog buns in a hotdog bun pack cannot be coprime

An illustration of Satan

The one I buy has a Ziploc but it’s very shittily attached to the inside of the bag. So sometimes it breaks off and then both sides of the Ziploc are stuck to one wall of the bag and it becomes useless.

People just take any opportunity to rant about their favourite cause that gets them fired up. They don’t care about a fun premise for a thread. Sidenote: that would be my inconsequential thing to regulate; that people would always have to respond to forum posts on topic and in the spirit of the post.

Fred Armisen never mentioned this!

A good initiative, but given that Ontario is controlled by the Ford mafia, I don’t imagine there’s much chance of it succeeding.