It’s an acronym.

The S stands for “Scam”.

the rest stands for bullshit.

Yeah but they’re fighting over the inevitable ad revenue.

I used to help with training sessions at a previous company. We had a computer lab type room, people would spend half a day in there and then I’d lock up after. There were two doors to two different parts of an access-controlled building, so the main door was a key lock, but the rear door was badge access.

I locked the main door, turned to leave through the rear door, saw that a lady had come back through the rear door to get her purse. No big, that’s the door we’re going through to leave anyway, so I move to follow her out.

I turn off the lights by muscle memory as I reach for the door which scares her. She lets out a yelp. I’m apologizing as I move to flick the lights back on

At that exact moment someone came through the front door with their key and saw us standing In close proximity, in a dark room with locked doors. I was already moving to turn the lights back on, so they flick on and we both look guilty as fuck because I’m an awkward IT guy trying to fast talk explain this isn’t what it looks like and she’s got “just got jump scared by this asshole” face.

The only thing that saved me was that I was friends with the HR manager that had just walked in, and about 40 years younger than the lady with the purse. I’m sure had it been any other of the women in the class I’d have been in an HR meeting.

Two other coworkers were caught getting it on in that room a few months later.

Exactly. This asshole wants people to stop yelling at them for “just wanting a fiscal conservative” in office. (The guy in the pic, not OP)

Try contracting in your spare time to get some variety.

Try contracting full time If you want to fast forward to that next life.

Well, fuck you for that. I can taste the texture of your comment and I am quite unhappy about it.

Have you ever had cacahuates japoneses “Japanese peanuts”? They’re the opposite of that, I highly recommend them.

American conservatism killed passenger rail. The only places you see functional passenger rail are large, non conservative cities.

Society needs a yeeting tree.

I think someone needs to update that old “if programming languages were weapons”. JavaScript is a cursed hammer.

I am so sorry. The upside is that this version might actually be so bad you can listen to it ironically.

https://youtu.be/dlvXulwEkqA

You can’t just ruin Oktoberfest like that. You’re a monster.

Whelp, I’m dead. GG hippo.

Lineeses.

It would very quickly become the de facto property of one or a cadre of billionaires, assuming complete economic and political separation from the U.S.

Well, all the top contenders are being defenestrated, and that evolutionary pressure is creating a new niche that will be filled by some kind of smart, quiet, and patient opportunist. Maybe.

You’ve never had a cyclist on the sidewalk yell that you’re walking on the wrong side of the sidewalk as they blast past you at road speeds?

Assholes are assholes, regardless of what flavor unholy chimera they’ve merged into. They’re just less deadly when they’re non-charmeras.

It was very much a product of its time. It was alright.

Almost. That’s the Future Enterprise D.

Implement doesn’t mean “manifest from the aether with zero work”. It means do every step until it’s done. This is like step 5 of a lot.

There are women Spartans, but the master chief is a guy.