Anytime the word “people” or “person” is used in the constitution, it refers to anyone physically in the country regardless of citizenship.

So yes they are

That’s just fucking gross. I wouldn’t be allowing his nasty ass anywhere near you or your kid.

Mark’s dad is a fucking scumbag.

I’m pretty sure if I even voiced a smidgen of what this said, my wife would literally make me disappear. What a douche-canoe.

Is this in reference to Juneteenth?

Yeah, and you idiots will get hacked, and then everyone would be fucked.

They are literally sending wounded soldiers back to the front on crutches, lol.

If that isn’t like Mordor, then what is?

Because. He wasn’t on Team ®. Our entire media is run by them now.

It literally and effectively neuters 50% of your workforce having such a policy.

Lmao the Stop the Steal guy wants to suck boot 24/7.

Jr rubs a coke encrusted finger all over his gumline

“I’LL DO IT DADDY! I’LL COLLECT THEM TARIFFS!”

I hedging my bet that the invasion happens on the 20th.

I hope I’m wrong, but it would be perfect timing with the chaos of the transition and none of the major Secretary positions filled.

" I ain’t an athlete, lady. I’m a baseball player." - John Kruk absolute unit and legend First Baseman.

Eat relatively healthy, stay hydrated, and get 7 hours of sleep.

cracks a beer and stuffs a jalapeño popper in his gob

Yeah, but then I’ll be in a health food store or a gym.

I spoiled a part of Infinity War back in the day, and I’d expect a 305 lb katana wielding fedora wearer to appear out of the shadows at my door. Those dudes were pissed and drunk me didn’t even know I did it until the mod that banned me for a month pointed it out.

Mother Nature:

Fine. I’ll do it myself. puts on infinity gauntlet

If Taiwan isn’t building attack marine and air drones like fucking crazy right now they are incredible idiots. I would be mass producing that shit like a motherfucker and preparing to blow up the chip factories incase shit goes south.

My wife made an amazing spiral cut ham with sauteed green bean and mashed taters.

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