Solving a complex geopolitical situation involving two nations at war…in 24 hours. I wonder if he was lying?

Let’s mosey.

The universe still doesn’t care what a US Senator thinks. This is mostly because the universe is a collection of everything ever and it doesn’t have a unified cohesive sentience, so maybe it’s we who should not care what the universe thinks.

In previous elections, I’d have been able to give you an answer.

For this election, the crazy will absolutely not be over once all votes are counted. This is a pivotal moment in American History and either result will cause a lot of distress for our collective psyche.

I think white cars are also better at retaining value due to being a popular color (for all the reasons you listed).

Do you think he threw them away?

As an American, what the fuck is toast bread?

This was less important to him than making sure only wealthy, educated, white men could vote. The unwashed masses were never intended to vote on anything federal beyond House of Representatives.

Here I was trying to figure out what a chocolate cow was…

It’s about five to one rural to urban now.

I think they’ll make their money back, but I don’t think part trois will be forthcoming.

Or maybe it has more rat parts in the chocolate, but yes that’s the gist of my theory.

I think there are secret grades of retail products and stores get these differently graded products based on the “tier” of store they are. So Dollar General candy maybe didn’t pass QA to be sold at, say, Harris Teeter. I’m not talking about selling a package with less candy in it. I mean, for example, that the candy at the Dollar General may inexplicably have a higher percentage of adulterants or slightly off on flavor so it gets assigned C grade so it goes into packages of candy sold at C grade markets.

It’s probably not a conspiracy so much as I don’t know what industry jargon to search for to find out more information.

Lindsay Olives Ripe Pitted Snack 4 pack. They changed the packaging, which is fine, but the olives taste worse and have strange texture. I already tried Pearls and they didn’t pass muster from the get-go.

I hear they’re doing the same with Mx. Clean.

That is weaponized panic.

As long as every terrestrial node isn’t experiencing overcast skies, it should be okay.

I also enjoy The 1975.

However, I don’t think potatoes and olives would be very good together…unless you add cheese, bacon, sour cream, and chives.

You’re always gonna have problems lifting a body in one piece. Apparently the best thing to do is cut up a corpse into six pieces and pile it all together. And when you got your six pieces, you gotta get rid of them, because it’s no good leaving it in the deep freeze for your mum to discover, now is it? Then I hear the best thing to do is feed them to pigs. You got to starve the pigs for a few days, then the sight of a chopped-up body will look like curry to a pisshead. You gotta shave the heads of your victims, and pull the teeth out for the sake of the piggies’ digestion. You could do this afterwards, of course, but you don’t want to go sievin’ through pig shit, now do you? They will go through bone like butter. You need at least sixteen pigs to finish the job in one sitting, so be wary of any man who keeps a pig farm. They will go through a body that weighs 200 pounds in about eight minutes. That means that a single pig can consume two pounds of uncooked flesh every minute.

Hence the expression, “as greedy as a pig”.