I’ve had my full dick and balls groped by an older (like 50’s) lady at one of my jobs (I was maybe 20-21). Brought it up to management and was told “What!? No way! She’s just a sweet old lady, she would never do anything like that!”

Meanwhile she not only grabbed my whole ass genitalia, she whispered “I’d love to see all this up close” while doing so.

No one ever believed me and it happened multiple times hence why I no longer work there…

Oh so I completely misinterpreted the meaning. I was assuming they quit and didn’t start anything not that they quit so they could start something

I’m really stupid when I’m tired

Got fired for asking why we put a peperoncini on a burger.

Also that’s a weird reason to quit a job imo.

Fair enough, thanks for the response

As a dude this is nice but damn I hate gag reflexes

Why doesn’t Tord want to be involved?

Like yeah and I get that but why am I still being kept awake at night for shit that happened 25 years ago?

It’s supposed to be common sense but a lot of America doesn’t have that

With that said in Ohio all pedestrians have the right of way even outside of a crosswalk

Holding hall passes bricks

Pretty much every store around me other than Walmart has shut down their self checkout stations due to thefts. So I only use self checkout on the rare occasion I have to go to Walmart

That’s the joke

Imagine my 14yr old mind seeing and reading about this for the first time

This is the cave btw

Hell my dude there’s a cave people deliberately carved to look like a vag and it’s incredibly detailed.

Humans just seem to love genitals to an alarming but understandable degree

I despise mashed potatoes with the skin. I don’t want random chewy bits in my creamy mashed potatoes. I’ll take the small lumps of not fully mashed than having skins floating around.

“Should bot posts be banned-” Yes.

This whole thing reads like a skit and the fact that it was in Reno makes it feel like I didn’t just bite the onion but had the whole thing forced into my mouth

I use it for porn. Thats it. And if they lose even a single other porn subreddit that I’m into I’ll quit it entirely.

The only reason I use reddit for porn is because fedinsfw.app honestly sucks. It was made to replace lemmynswf.com but it doesn’t even hold a candle to it.