Uuuhhh, I think patenting a natural shape is a very bad idea.

If you commit a war crime. That be a paddlin’.

Man, I can’t believe Canada harbors Hamas. I guess Israel is going to invade Canada now.

Benoit who murdered his family.

To be fair to Benoit, tests conducted his suicide showed that Benoît’s brain was that of a 85 year old dementia patient.

Neuroscientist and former wrestler Christopher Nowinski argued that Benoit may have been suffering from repeated, untreated concussions throughout his wrestling career, ultimately leading to an unstable mental state. Nowinski was quoted as saying that Benoit “was one of the only guys who would take a chair shot to the back of the head … which is stupid”. Tests conducted on Benoit’s brain by Julian Bailes, the head of neurosurgery at West Virginia University (WVU), showed “Benoit’s brain was so severely damaged it resembled the brain of an 85-year-old Alzheimer’s patient”. Other tests conducted on Benoit’s brain tissue revealed severe chronic traumatic encephalopathy (CTE), and damage to all four lobes of the brain and brain stem. Bailes and his colleagues concluded that repeated concussions can lead to dementia, which can contribute to severe behavioural problems. Benoit’s father said that brain damage may have been the leading cause of the murder-suicide. A statement released by WWE described the findings as “speculative”.

Source: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Chris_Benoit_double-murder_and_suicide#Possible_motives

Science works best when people are:

• Creatively thinking
• Use ideas from other scientific areas for their scientific area

The book “How We Got To Now” does a fabulous job of showing that science is not a uniform step by step process instead is a tree with different branches.

AC and refrigerators all started because someone wanted to ship ice to tropical locations for money.

SETI is another prefect example. A bunch of scientists sat around and said to themselves “We have all these new instruments for space. What if we tried to find alien life with it?”

People who build their entire identity around X.

X = Ammosexuals, MAGA, Muskrats, Gamers™, Christo-Facists, Corporate Bootlickers, etc.

Cough The Lion King cough

One should always be excited to see their cat.

All this tells me that it is easy to grift people with too much money.

The Global West is terrible at preventing genocides.

Rwanda, Darfur, Rohingya, etc. If it’s not in the Global West’s interest, it’s fuck them victims.

I read this entire thread thinking we were talking about fleshlights and not flashlights.

Patient gamers for the win!

Harvested skulls have to go to the Blood God, Khorne.

“Blood for the Blood God! Skulls for the Skull Throne!”

$20 for the full set. That’s $2 per finger bone.

All strikes have to be done during this hours and only for this specific reasons. We don’t want to upset anyone with the strikes.

WW1 was just a massive dick measuring contest.

If you eat a piece of cheese, you get to levitate for 10 seconds no more, no less. Doesn’t matter the size of the cheese or the type (this includes lactose free).

I’ve heard stories about people putting on parental locks or making it harder for their parents to access Fox News and other far right media. Once that cancer has been cut off from the source, the parents started becoming like their old selves.

I was very excited to play Throat GOAT Nancy. I was going into this thinking it be would like Deep Throat and kicking off another Golden Age of Porn. Instead it was a boring love story between myself and Dennis Quiad (playing failed actor and evil incarnate Ronald Reagan.) For all that is decent, please don’t watch this movie. Let’s not give Ol’ Rotten Ronnie any vindication. I implore everyone to find Rotten Ronnie’s grave and turn it into a bathroom. This movie was my greatest mistake.

Penelope Ann Miller

The Doctor can’t be a woman! Canonically the Doctor is a white male!

Well actually, the Doctor is a fictional character who’s race, gender, religion was never a defining characteristic. Also the whole fact that Doctor regenerates into a new doctor.*

*= This is the only time well actually is socially acceptable is when putting shit heads in their place.