There is more alcohol involved with the designer after that meeting, but otherwise spot on.

I would happily use that to piss off youths

Yeah, all that dr suess merch

I wasn’t sure at first. Might have been real life.

Doctors with exclusion zones

The OP cares very much, for some reason.

We get it, you’re evil

It just misstated “too good for this world”

Sorry about your drinking problem

Every time I book a flight I get so mad because there are so many little things that are up charges that should be default.

It’s ok, I’ll just have an ai summarize your comment and those articles into a rap

A kamikaze hyena

My pants are less wet and my bathroom is cleaner

what’s a better name we could come up with for Soy Drink? we just need a new word

While I try not to work overtime, especially anything excessive like 80 hours, I do enjoy parts of my job and I get paid to do it. It’s a bonus to me that what I work on isn’t actively destroying to world or completely useless.

Setup is only 30 seconds? Yeah right

The weird snake monster is for disposing of the bodies though and it must not ever squish skinnier than that.

Nope

Nothing is true on the internet

Shirley you can’t be serious