… and what?! Did they get to you?!

He is actually. When he washes himself he’s blinding white. And when he dances he gets a little feather pompadour on the top of his head.

I’ve got a duck that prefers to dance in front of a chrome bumper or glass door where he can see his reflection than to go after any potential mates. Possibly he’s worshipping the mirror. Possibly he’s just really vain.