Who cares as long as they’re gone?

See also: The less hostile but equally useless advice to “Search online”

I always used to use “Let me bing it for you” at least then it was probably something they hadn’t tried, and it was proper trolling instead of just being passive aggressive

The trick is to say “Linux sucks! It can’t even X!” Where X is what your issue is preventing. You’ll get the answer, to prove you wrong.

Go team!

Where else are you going to suck balls… All day… Because you like it so much?

Same, but Makita. My parents had a handheld Dyson, and it was a pain at times because they had to charge it when it died, or you found no one had charged it at the worst times. Because I always have a spare Makita battery it’s just a case of swapping them over and sticking the dead on on the charger while you continue vacing

Battery powered handheld vacuum cleaner. Though I’d only use it for bits and bobs and still use the big Dyson for most of the cleaning, but the hand vac gets used a lot more. Also, a spot cleaner for carpets/upholstery. I did expect it to be useful, and it means we no longer periodically hire a rug doctor, but i hadn’t appreciated how useful a wet vac is for spills, not to mention the time the dishwasher drain pump failed and I didn’t have to mess around bailing it out.

How about Dr Matt O’Dowd?

You can still get something like that.

So I should also close the window, before shutting the curtains?

it’s not as bright as youd think. Just close the curtains

She started the series on benefits, and ended them a billionaire.

I started dosing the prewash with a bit of powder after that video

I’ll be fine, I took a lactase tablet twenty minutes ago.

At this guy.

Pappa don’t preach with a boner

When I was about a year old I found a bottle of Tabasco and got the lid off. Wondering what was inside I peered into the bottle and shook it.

Or so I’m told. I have no memory of it but my parents had it burned into theirs.

I didn’t like it apparently.

At the very least, nationalise the last mile.

Here I am trying to pay bills, and a fucking ravine is earning enough to just by $40k of shit from Amazon