Tis was true

I mean, 'twas is a word

And Charlie Day as the whacky new sidekick character.

They should base it in the US in the dystopian future year uh… 2025.

Looks like shitty cold cuts imo

Beep boop. Fuck! They caught me

An ex of mine had the same name as the wife of a killer. I find it hilarious that when you Google her name, that person comes up. I hope it forever is an impediment to her finding employment. What? No, I’m not bitter.

I’m on vacation in Hawaii rn. No time change here, so it’s pretty nice, just will be 2 hours different instead of 3 when I go back.

Wait, there’s 3 Olsen twins?

If she really cared, she would have donated dark and not had a puff piece written about it.

Same. Every now and then around 10 I’ll go ape on a proper eggs n bacon or sausage type meal, but 6/7 days I don’t eat til like noon -2:00 p

I saw this one. Carl should be there any minute to pay his bail and file a complaint on his behalf.

I stopped drinking them years ago. For some reason, all the hops started to make me sneeze so I gave up on them. It’s super annoying when I do want a beer that isn’t a macro brew. A lot of bars just have a shitload of IPAs n maybe 2 other craft beers. I feel like it’s gotten a bit better lately.

Yeah, but iirc that kid had to have his house declared a hazmat site and he may have seen some juvie time, I don’t remember all the specifics

I mean, you can still do that. Fuck Netflix, it’s gotten too expensive for what it is.

Surround it w traffic cones.

It’s clearly Joe Biden’s fault.

We’re actually all chatgpt. Thanks for beta testing for us.

Hmm, the guy who manipulated his stock price to make himself the richest man in the world and fixed the election for Trump also supported AfD. Surely it’s a coincidence