“We’ve got some poodle meat in the freezer for you…”

I’m 30, so naturally I assume everyone else is too

“We have such sights to show you!”

What is a man? A miserable little pile of semen.

I knew that Chinese baby-eating robot was a mistake

Is this real dialogue

Not explicitly. The book of Enoch (non-canon) claims it was Azazel, other sources claim Samael or even Lilith. Now if you want to take a completely secular view it’s important to note that Satan as we think of him now is a Christian concept and doesn’t exist in the Torah or in classical Judaism, but was simply a term meaning “accuser” or “tempter” that wasn’t a person or individual but more of a general concept of sin or temptation that prevented someone from doing the will of god

Yeah she says this as if the studio put this out and not just some random fan with

Maybe there’s some nuance or context that I’m missing but this seems like a really shitty response from the actress to a fan putting out a bit of artwork for fun. This kinda feels like tearing up a child’s stick drawing of you because you think they made you look fat instead of appreciating the fact that they wanted to make a drawing of you at all.

Great art makes you think

deleted by creator

I want to be able to see my irl health bar and bank balance at the bottom

How do we expect man to contain his unquenchable bloodlust if we don’t give him things he’s allowed to kill?

Yeah I’ve been looking for a good torrent streaming guide also

Reminds me of my ex

Anyone have a good guide on how to jailbreak my “smart” TV to install Linux in order to run adblock on my TV

I love Mulaney but I couldn’t get into that post rehab special. His energy was just really different, it just wasn’t as dynamic and energetic as his older stuff (which is totally understandable), but I never finished it so maybe I’m full of shit

God I feel this right now

One of the first things that drew me to them as a kid was the album art for Reanimation which basically has a custom Zaku on the front

Mobilesentrix… wait, please don’t make me think about work