I have no idea what normal people do, but I avoid ads at all costs. Sometimes I pay premium, sometimes I just don’t watch.

Not sure that’s the kind of technology purchase to which the OP was referring. I thought you were going to say you purchased some kind of high tech sink and was excited to hear what it did to improve your life. I mean, I can see the point but…

Was so excited to answer this only to find the top post hit virtually every one of my suggestions.

But there is one more. This year I plan to revisit an old classic:

The Lost Boys.

You mean the worst? I don’t know. I’m just hopeful that I’m not actually the worst. Fingers crossed.

Nope. I’m just that bad. I feel like I have a logical mind but it just seems like the command don’t do what I think they will, won’t operate on a certain type of variable or Holy crap I forgot a friggin space or semi-colon or something.

Languages in order of proficiency: C++ HTML/CSS Matlab Basic Fortran (1 class taken)

But when I say proficient I seriously mean looking stuff up on the internet for every single line. And I haven’t used Basic in decades.

A one out of ten. I consider myself the world’s second worst programmer.

People in North Korea have golf clubs?

So the world needs more Raptors?

I see, so if I don’t want to see a users posts and I block them, I won’t see them, but everyone else will? I mean in a thread we are both contributing to?

You can block people? Well that changes things.

Fortnite. Noped right out of that one.

I count to five before leaving the house. 1. Wallet, back right. 2. Cell phone, front right. 3. Keys, front left. 4. Watch, left wrist. 5. Sunglasses, usually tucked into my collar. Back left empty as well.

Well you got the hollow part right, at least on some of them.

My printer, of course.

What’s the difference between a Harley and a Hoover?

Location of the dirt bag.

Guess they were wrong.

That’s better. I was afraid he was just gonna chop her up. But having her as some portion of a meal… So much better.

Aliens The Martian Fifth Element Forrest Gump Stranger Than Fiction Incredibles Ice Age Shrek Passengers Oblivion Edge of Tomorrow

HELL YEAH! Finally someone who thinks they’re too big these days.

That is also acceptable.