Owning a bidet isn’t going to do anything for you when you’re shitting outside of the house tho.

Ok. O

Oh that’s definitely the case in the US. You can tell it’s going to be a really good restaurant when almost no one there speaks fluent English.

Yeah, politics affects every aspect of our lives, that’s why it’s so important.

Y’know I never thought of chili cheese fries as nachos, but I do love me some chili and cheese on tortilla chips.

My favorite is, “boss makes a dollar, I make a dime. I’ll be back in awhile.”

It’s devastating. I want to be a mother so badly, but I know I’ll never be able to. It’s not even the fact that I’m infertile. After all I’ve been through my life has just been left too unstable. I’ve been left too unstable. I would love to adopt and raise a kid, but I know deep down I could never provide the upbringing that they deserve. I would just watch in horror as a precious child deals with the consequences of my instability.

Or starving in the street as supply lines start to collapse because you aren’t wealthy enough to inoculate yourself from the consequences of ecosystems collapsing.

I just distract myself by focusing on how my life is falling apart. Occasionally I’ll distract myself from my crumbling life by stressing about how the world is burning.

Definitely not a new copypasta. That’s from a famous reddit post from years ago.

My favorite part is, shortly after the original post was made r/grilledcheese (the sub it was posted in) was filled with memes like this:

Unfortunately losing the popular vote doesn’t mean he loses the election. Here’s to hoping he loses both.

Bisexual

Can confirm, I hated beer until I became an alcoholic.

I like “Robber Barrons”. I just wish it didn’t sound so cool.

America’s authoritarianism doesn’t make China’s authoritarianism any better. They can both be shitty, buckaroo.

Infact, retard was the “respectful” term once upon a time. Before that moron even had it’s day in the sun.

It’s pretty hard to “get your shit together” when a hegemonic for profits from you not having your shit together.

In the mean time, what should the regular people do? Just keep suffering through society in a chokehold from drug cartels? Keep raising their kids there?

Don’t forget to save some blame for the CIA destabilizing South American governments and terrible living conditions for a huge percentage of the population.

I mean, it’s been getting regular updates for 15 years now. Of course it’s going to change.

It’s great for having them in your base. The little outfit is so cute, and yes. You can dye it.