I’m an American. I hate and oppose trump with every fiber of my being. I am ashamed to live here. I feel like I’m trapped, surrounded by idiots. I can’t afford to uproot my family and move out.

I don’t want to come to lemmy and be insulted, just because I’m in a country where too many people made the wrong choice.

The USA still has good people. Anti-fascist, anti-trump, anti-ignorance/cruelty/racism/hate.

We didn’t all insult all Russians of the acts of Putin. Why insult us?

He did last time, so… yes.

Fuck. I hate this country sometimes.
Sadly it’s prohibitively expensive to move anywhere better.

Slam! da duh duh, da duh duh, let the boys be boys.

Many things, but not all of them good. Still, some are good.

Is that Dracula?! Tell him Moon Knight is looking for him and he wants his money!

Fun fact: the color orange was named after the fruit, and not the fruit named for the color.

We would need 212 Mega Guillotines to eliminate all the world’s billionaires at once.

All I got were a sparkler & a black snake which left a stain on my concrete.

Linda is sus. I saw her go in the vents.

I don’t see what the big deal is. I always have people at that picnic ground to eat.

He’s my hero.

Harry Ballsagna (rhymes with lasagna)

porn.com

bobs.com

vegine.com

In my experience, babies prefer iced coffee. In a cup or bottle with a nipple.

Tax the fuck out of him.

My wife and sister have the same birthday. I feel like I have to specify that they are in fact not the same person, or twins.

It was the most painful thing I’ve ever experienced.

Also, I had so many eye doctors appointments. They were worried I’d lose vision in that eye. Luckily I didn’t.

Top 3:

• Shingles in my eye / face / scalp.
• Appendix ruptured while I was on the toilet.
• Kidney stones (multiple times)