Some people really have commitment issues
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World News@lemmy.world•France’s far-right leader hit by egg, days after flour attackEnglish
9·3 months agoAll those guns and they’re still throwing their projectiles
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World News@lemmy.world•France’s far-right leader hit by egg, days after flour attackEnglish
18·3 months agoNope! Sorry. Still just a wet sack of shit.
Why would you rather be an uncertified sausage?
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World News@lemmy.world•Thailand Enforces Stricter Alcohol Controls with Fines for Afternoon DrinkingEnglish
27·3 months agoWho needs to drink in the afternoon when you can have 6 beers before 11am.
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World News@lemmy.world•Crime network behind UK mini-marts is enabling migrants to work illegallyEnglish
13·4 months agoNot just migrants - asylum seekers. How dare they escape certain death, make a perilously long journey and expect to earn enough money to live.
All memes now require thorough citations
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World News@lemmy.world•Britain’s ex-PM Sunak to take up roles at Microsoft, AnthropicEnglish
1·4 months agoIf this were truly a democracy, his constituents would get a referendum on whether he can both represent them and Microsoft at the same time.
I thought we at least used to try to hide the corruption.
I don’t know, without the Mr. Beast seal of approval, how do you know real humans have suffered torture and abuse in the making of the video?
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World News@lemmy.world•Milei performs at rock concert in front of 15,000 people to save the election campaignEnglish
14·4 months agoThe new “I’d have a beer with them”: “I’d like to see them do kareoke and sell me their book”.
I was on the train and when I saw this I had to start furiously masturbating. Everyone else gave me strange looks and were saying things like “what the fuck” and “call the police”. I dropped my phone and everyone around me saw this image. Now there is a whole train of men masturbating together to Monopoly pieces. This is all your fault, you could have prevented this if you had just tagged this post NSFW.
Not if you wear it, as nature intended, and slide around the edge of the board with it every turn.
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science@lemmy.world•Scientists Finally Reveal Biological Basis of Long COVID Brain FogEnglish
8·5 months agoIt’s also been more than 4 years since the onset of the Spanish Flu pandemic.
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World News@quokk.au•UK's Labour Party to vote on declaring 'Israel' guilty of genocide in Gaza
7·5 months agoThe motion, titled “Peace in the Middle East 2”
Oh was the first one already released? Must have been a cliffhanger if we are already promoting a sequel to resolve the storylines.
Not much point in wearing fishnets if you hide your legs.
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World News@quokk.au•As Trump seeks death penalty in DC, Bondi says administration also wants it across the country
23·5 months agoAnd I’m sure they want ICE to do it. Maybe even build some kind of “chamber” to do multiple at once.
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World News@lemmy.world•Washington backing plan for Tony Blair to head transitional Gaza authorityEnglish
17·5 months agoSounds likely a good appointment. Never seen Weak Misguided Dealings with the Middle-East from Tony Blair.
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Technology@beehaw.org•Regulating AI hastens the Antichrist, says Palantir’s Peter Thiel
5·5 months agoThe antichrist was regulation all along.


Why am I being sent to discord to view image posts?