Meh, I’m English and believe in the unification of Ireland.
Yep. Look after your teeth folks.
Burgers are served on a scaffold board/shovel/roof tile
Coleslaw is always referred to as house 'slaw.
Menu prices omit the $ sign/£ sign.
Eg. Triple cooked fries 4
Oh, bye then.
Holy fuck, that last level! Dude, you have unlocked some deep seated trauma.
Dude, you meant Dutch, not Danish?
Problem in chair not in computer :)
PICNIC is the other universal truth
Telecoms project engineer.
I supervise and co-ordinate the roll out of FTTH networks.
Putin absolutely loving this
Fanny milk, not available in the UK.
-Merchants will be required to put signs in front of all products that have been reduced in size without a corresponding price cut.
What’s to stop the manufacturer reducing the item by, for example, 10% in size, and 2% in price?
Nothing at all!
If I was being chased by a pod of killer whales, I’d probably shit myself too.
Or OneDrive.
File > Save As > Desktop.
Doesn’t save to local Desktop, but the OneDrive desktop wherever the fuck that is.
Drinks are served in jars, and your fries, well, you get 8 fries in a rusty old can.
Part of my job (fibre project engineer) is to oversee the building of fibre optic spine cables. Think of an 864 fibre cable snaking it’s way through town with various drop off nodes for local access networks to be built.
I also oversee the termination of the cable in the exchange, and the testing of the spine to make sure it’s within loss limits and that the right fibres are going to the right nodes.
I will often put a minor fault on in the exchange to see if the guys doing the testing pick up on the issue and report it back to me. Maybe a slightly dislodged connector, or fibre 275 crossed with fibre 276, for example.
Most of the time, the guys doing the testing will pickup on the issue and resolve it report it back to me. If it doesn’t get picked up on, I’ll make sure I keep a closer eye on the build crew.