My sincere apologies for trying to be helpful.

Lol fuck you, you don’t know what you’re talking about.

Ugh the fucking airline lost my trout again

Get a STEM degree and move to a country that respects its citizens.

If it’s a vehicle made by the French it will just break down on its own. Give it a few days guys!

That whale better watch out, they might throw him off a balcony

Nice. OLED?

Oh yea, I mute that shit before they start.

I used to run windows strictly for gaming. Over a year ago, I leapt from the flaming dumpster fire that is Microsoft, and I’ve never once wished that I hadn’t. Everything I need works on Linux.

“Fly Spirit. You might become one!”

As if flying Spirit wasn’t bad enough already

Don’t let Nintendo see this. Their mouths start foaming when they think they might be able to sue someone

Does…does she know who we just elected?

Edit: She, not he. My bad.

I knew you’d be here, with the right answer.

What do you want to do with containers? That’s sort of the driver for making architectural decisions.

Realistic headline: Russia finally wins Cold War by installing orange shithead for second time

So sick! Literally

You’re gonna get an ear full tonight

Whatcha doin’ that’s given you such loose ear holes, hmmm?

I love it when you talk dirty.

This is true. The hats basically say, “LOOK AT ME, I’M A COMPLETE IDIOT”