Yes, I would like Lemmy to grow organically with people who share interests.

Your school district has crappy leadership. Look for a better district. Put those job interviews on your calendar.

Oh shit.

Janeway?

*Second best army in Ukraine.

Why would you have to think about this? Just activate the tism and count them up.

12, if you count transition lenses that I have now.

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My parents told me that I could watch any movie in theatres for my 13th birthday. I didn’t know anything about it and picked The Devil’s Advocate. They took me, my older brother, and my two younger brothers.

On the way home they yelled at me for picking an inappropriate movie.

You’re not supposed to reveal that until 2025.

Diablo 3 … fuck.

I looked up zombie apocalypse rule 34. I am very excited for this zombie apocalypse to get started.

Fuck Israel and their US supporters. I hope their country falls.

Are they accepting volunteers for the ‘die early’ group?

And the Hogwart’s after school Fallomancer Club was born.

(I said I was sad, not that I couldn’t still make jokes.)

Was it your butthole?

It feels more like a deployment. There are mission objectives and your team is okay most of the time, but your time is never your own.

Was it Muhammad?

Narrator: It was.

Was Muhammad the first to make the 69 joke then?

Nice, inshallah.

The Islamic prophet Muhammad married a 9-year-old girl. Since he was holy, or whatever, he waited until she was 10 to fuck her.

Yeah. I still wonder.