What does the first sentence in the post say?

Sure, because everyone’s experience with their parents is just like yours

Precious hamburgers?

Pure spite is a hell of a drug

I would also like to thank you for that

Very carefully

It’s a quick and easy crunchy snack that’s pretty tasty. Break up the noodles into small pieces/clusters, dump in all or part of the flavor packet, and shake it up really well, then snack away!

Not to mention he had already run for president once by that time

First rule of accessory fruit club is, you do not talk about accessory fruit club. Second rule of accessory fruit club is, you DO NOT TALK ABOUT ACCESSORY FRUIT CLUB.

It’s been four days, I don’t think they’re coming back…