Small high-powered magnets, specifically

Small strong magnets are harmless to play with – but if they are ingested or inhaled, they can become attracted to each other and join up in the digestive system. If left untreated, this can result in major tissue damage, sepsis and even death.

So basically banned for this exact reason.

So you want to create a human exploitation / profit maximising system?

It doesn’t have to be that way. At its core, the idea of an app that can connect people who need a service with people who can provide that service is good; it’s just the over-monetization that makes it awful.

Immortality is such a mixed bag depending on the exact mechanics behind it.

You simply won’t die of old age, but can be killed by anything that would kill a normal person? Probably fine.

Almost any other interpretation opens the doors for some absolutely horrific states of being that you’re just unable to escape from.

Watermelons

The longer this goes on, the more I think that he isn’t even really aware of most of the things that are happening. The dementia concerns mixed with how weird his public talking points are just reinforce that. It’s like he’s got contacts both internal and external that are feeding him disinformation that he’s not cognitively capable of sorting out from reality.

He seems to flip flop on important issues daily based on who the last person he spoke with was - not just soft promises he made to that person, but hard policy adjustments from day to day. Ukraine and Russia are examples of this; one day, he seems like he’s sucking Putin’s dick, the next day he’s talking about how awful he is.

Other people in his administration seem very much to be the ones in charge some portion of the time, and that could just be them failing to put the masks on before public appearances.

There was also a weird sound bite during one of the national guard deployment discussions, where he was questioned about the supposed riots he was sending them to quell, and he said something to the effect of, “Is what I’m seeing on TV different from what’s happening in reality?” - made me seriously wonder if he’s being shown footage of some riot somewhere and told that it’s a US state rioting against ICE.

I don’t know, the whole situation is really weird. I’m fully on board with believing he’s just evil, and I think at his core, he is, but I also think he’s being manipulated. Maybe it’s just because I’d find this easier to cope with in some minute way if it was a case of elder abuse in the White House, rather than… whatever is actually happening right now.

Give him a firm list of things that, if accomplished, will guarantee him the Nobel. Put all of the progressive policy asks on the list. Let him grapple with that one.

Oh, man. This one is going to be a smash hit on Lemmy. This is definitely your target audience.

Fair enough. Two, please!

Jesus, that headline is awkward. I thought it was saying that the heroes who saved the children had been hit by a drone.

Is this… milk that turns you into a femboy / tomboy, or milk sourced from a femboy / tomboy?

I’m not familiar with open typer, klavaro or gnu typist, but there’s nothing particularly complicated about making a typing game. However, you simply aren’t providing enough information for anyone to really be able to offer advice. What are you actually needing help with? Do you have any sort of plan for how you want this hypothetical game to work?

My personal favorites is Event Horizon.

The whole series was fantastic, really. Absolute masterpieces of writing and voice acting.

I guess technically holding the door is minimizing the damage. It’s not like they’re going to try to stop the robbers, but this way, they’re preventing the glass door or windows from being damaged.

The royal formerly known as Prince?

Oh my god, I thought you were just lampooning him. He actually said that. What the fuck.

We watched our cat, on multiple occasions, take a piece of dry food out of his dish and play with it on the floor - batting it around and chasing it - for 10+ minutes, then eat it, then spend the next 10+ minutes looking for it. He was not the brightest.

I quite enjoyed the book; hopefully the movie is good. At least it’s sticking to the premise, unlike the 1987 one.

If the deadline is listed as 23:59, I would expect submission to become impossible at 23:59, not at 00:00 (or 23:59:59, as I guess you’re implying?)

Got bad news for you if you think any modern car isn’t already doing that. :(