KingJalopy

Cheers

Doug

X-Men

Bro fucked a $2 whore without a condom and wonders why his pee burns

Got a link? I never watched the show but I often watch videos from the show and that sounds like a good one

Oh no doubt. I only wish she hadn’t spent so much time explaining what a fucking idiot he was instead of taking about herself or her plans. He made all those talking points for her by, well, talking… It was a great beat down nonetheless, and I get it was her one time to really make a fool out of him in person, but again, he did that better than anyone ever could.

Great show overall, would watch season 2.

It was a presidential debate. It was fairly publicized.

Young. Hanging out in my cousin’s pool during a party and a girl said I had sexy eyes. Then someone said oh yeah then lick them. She said absolutely but I was like no until drunk people started offering money.

Then she licked my eye. It was kinda hot actually. Then we made out. With mouths.

I once got paid $100 to let a girl lick my eyeball.

Worth it.

Well, there’s your problem…

I enjoyed that

Maybe we should force everybody into marching band??

Something something lowest common denominator

Given the vast distances and incredible amounts of technology it would take to even get to those distances I would say if they are here we would never know it even if they were walking amongst us.

When I married my wife almost 15 years ago my mother-in-law gave me a shirt that said game over with a happy bride stick figure and a very sad groom figure so I took that shirt and I wrote a :-) over the guy’s :-( and I wore that shit under my tuxedo and as soon as the wedding was over I opened my jacket and walked around with that shirt proudly for the rest of the night. Yeah game over, I won.

One time one of my friends got wasted and pissed in the hole of my guitar. True story. It was leaned on the wall and he awoke in a drunken stupor and thought it was the toilet. Miraculous part was how he managed to get most of the piss directly in the hole while simultaneously being drunk enough to confuse it for a toilet.

I have given rides to 2 different people to the ER when I drove for Uber. They were having heart attacks. One guy tipped me so I guess he made it after I dropped them off. Not sure about the other.

I work in pest control so thousands.

If you want to use what pros use look into the in2care mosquito bucket system. It works fantastic and it’s what most companies use.

Stand back, fellas, I’m lactose intolerant. I got this.

That’s another one I def like watching in bed.

The Hike by Drew Magary

I think neuromancer is being done? Maybe it’s something else tho I forget