Yall probably forgot about Hackers because it’s a documentary but it’s pretty 90s

I mean, how American are they? What’s their net worth?

“It’s still up…no it aint” - Some Russian General

Obviously, they can’t go all the way to Moscow but Kursk or bust doesn’t have the same ring to it.

Moscow or bust boys keep grabbing them by the balls and kicking them in the ass.

I got my leg fucked up in a hot sandy land far away. While I was doing rehab I used a cane and walked with a limp. One day I was walking out of an HEB in Houston when a dude dressed like Huggy Bear told me he liked my strut and then told me to “keep on pimpen playa.”

In retrospect, it sort of makes sense as my limp with the cane looked like I was doing that stereotypical pimp walk but at the time I was very confused lol

Breakfast: Nature’s Bakery Fig Bar

Lunch: 2 cheesy rollers

Dinner: Lime, soy, garlic, and 5-spice pork tenderloin and grilled zucchini with roasted tomatoes.

Cheesy rollers are flour tortillas with American cheese done up in the microwave.

For rifles and pistols, I think the only thing I couldn’t teach you is the eyes. If you can’t see shit, you can’t hit shit, and some people just can’t work out how to use their dominant eye.

Trap and Skeet are the same but a little trickier, what with the clays moving around and having to lead targets. I know guys that have been shooting birds their whole life that can’t shoot trap for shit lol

I can’t speak to archery I never got into it. All my shooting stemmed from hunting and we never bow hunted.

Shooting a rifle off-hand is a little tricky if you can’t control your breathing, but otherwise, I agree shooting sports is probably the easiest entry level if you have the money for ammo and the time to do nothing but shoot.

I have been shooting my whole life. I was on the rifle team and shot skeet and trap in high school and college so that would probably be the easiest. I would still need a shitload of practice but I bet I could do it if I had the time to shoot a few thousand rounds first. Rifles or shotguns that is, I can’t shoot pistols to save my ass.

Cryolophosaurus They have a hat and that’s pretty cool.

Shiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiit homie, I would just buy 335952 acres of west Texas desert for a cool $243 million. Done where’s my money?

O Lebensraum, O Lebensraum, In history so dark and grim. A policy of space to gain, With conquest as its deadly aim. O Lebensraum, O Lebensraum, In history so dark and grim.

In lands afar, the wars did rage, With lives and homes lost to the stage. A vision fueled by brutal might, In shadows deep, it stole the light. O Lebensraum, O Lebensraum, In lands afar, the wars did rage.

I always wanted to move to Sweden. My grandfather was born there and I have always loved visiting.

Fuck it man let’s really kick-start this shit show

Hunter Harris 24!

I talk to God about things I could do better and ask him to help me help myself to be kinder more patient or both. Then I thank God for my life, my family and friends, the family and friends I have lost, and the time I got with them. Then a general plea for sanity in this world and help for those people who need it. Amen.

I don’t ask for things for myself. I do ask for others lol that’s the general plea for sanity. Some things work out, some don’t. That’s life, we can pray all day for Grandma to get better but sometimes Grandma is just old and everyone eventually dies. If my friend is going through it I ask God to help them go through it. I don’t expect God to answer my prayers, I hope he does. Sometimes the answer I want isn’t the answer I get, and sometimes I don’t think I get any answer at all.

I don’t know if it’s the snarkiest but my favorite is “So, would it would be safe to say Donald Trump loves Pecker?” Not because it’s particularly witty or anything but because I am just a 13 year old dude stuck in a 54 year old body lol

Lost Bacon Reader app, Redit’s app is a shit show. I use Boost for Lemmy and it’s got its problems but it’s better than Reddit’s hot pile of garbage. I used reddit mostly to read the news and make snarky comments and I can do that here so…bye reddit.

“As the court explained in its recent decision denying Mr Trump’s motion for a new trial on damages and other relief [in the New York case] … based on all of the evidence at trial and the jury’s verdict as a whole, the jury’s finding that Mr Trump ‘sexually abused’ Ms Carroll implicitly determined that he forcibly penetrated her digitally – in other words, that Mr. Trump, in fact, did ‘rape’ Ms. Carroll as that term commonly is used and understood in contexts outside of the New York penal law.” - Lewis A. Kaplan: Senior Judge of the United States District Court for the Southern District of New York.

We are all in our 50s so who gives a fuck, but also is he dead?

If it’s good enough for the woman he rapes it’s good enough for Ukraine.