How dare you hurt that poor sweet baby! Everyone knows that hallways, door frames, and kitchens are made for lounging!

I mean, this isn’t a comparison of irl vs a fictional utopia, this is a comparison of fictional utopias.

You’ve touched a bush. You now owe a raccoon 8 trillion leaves.

It can still get to be more than a little aggravating being in forever debt

The good place. Seems like a decent place to exist

You now owe a raccoon 7 trillion leaves

Damn. Shouldn’t have donated to short term gains: the party. Get fucked

Reminds me of Liefield

Misattribution for comedic effect, but in short, trump raped a teenager, she got pregnant, and birthed his rape baby. Trump left with the teen, her fresh infant, and the father or uncle of the teen on a boat trip where the father/uncle disposed of the baby by just chucking it in the lake they were sailing on.

The real event isn’t much better and still leaves me with about 15 layers of misanthropy.

Trump sprays his face with bronzer daily, has hair that looks like a wig, insulted the military, and bankrupted multiple foolproof businesses. He didn’t have what it takes to be a cult leader. I discount nothing, and I advise you to do the same.

Mark my words. 20 years from now, nostalgic voters in the confederated states of AI, between mortar attacks against the republic of cascadia, will vote for someone with the trump last name. It will be stupid, and your disappointment will be tempered only by the radiation damage eating away at your mind.

Ugh, even when I no longer go there, they still manage to piss me off. Still, siphoning pennies from them with image hosting costs outweighs my minor annoyance. Self hosting is costly

Just for that, I’m going to buy a terrarium, sew a beetle a 3 piece suit and hitch a string to its back and into a gearbox. So long as the beetle is moving, its food mechanism will turn once per 1/10th mile, dispensing 20 pellets. 1/20 pellets will be thrown directly into an incinerator, 1/20 will go to another random beetle outside, 3 pellets will go to the terrarium, and 3/4 will go to the weevils in my cocaine dish. I will force them to suffer as I do.

Molested some kids, whipped a rape baby into a lake, killed political decorum, incited race riots, fed global bigotry, killed millions or billions across the next decade with program cuts, created another forever war, permanently set back US education by 10+ years, fractured US hegemony to issue in the neoUSSR.

I’m just pissed off that his kids will inevitably be elected by idiots in the next few years. Really makes you want to set everything on fire.

“Whoa, they have grilling???”

“Yes, they grill your soul over a pit of pulsing, miasmic ichor. It slowly strips you of even the concept of sanity through sheer agony.”

“I can only imagine the BTUs in grilling heaven, wow!”

“Beetle again?? Pass.”

Receding value does still pose massive problems for a company, between reputation cost and massively reallocating funds they hoped to use. overextension isn’t unusual and the implosion can be terrifying. Hence oracle’s 30000 personnel cuts. Personally, I hope they die horribly. Fuck oracle.

I wish we were still at the point where they might look vaguely human. No, they’ve long since morphed into a living pestilence in both body and mind. Just one more county in middle America, bro.

Just one more processor and just one more stick of ram and we’ll finally be up and running. Just one more data center bro. Just one more river, come on, we’re so close, bro.

The enemy of my enemy is my friend. The friend of my enemy is also my friend. My friends are my enemies.

Donald “Diddler” Trump

Scaling the wall with just a knife? I can’t imagine this fella was particularly sane

Taken down?? What happened?