Scaling the wall with just a knife? I can’t imagine this fella was particularly sane

Taken down?? What happened?

Vibes based economy

I’m just glad he didn’t end up bombing Iran again, thereby sending us back to the pre industrial era. I have little doubt that Iran would have fulfilled their threat against oil infrastructure.

They’ve mined the strait, so it really is everyone.

As the saying goes, be gay, do crimes.

checks to prevent children from seeing pornography

Give me like 15 seconds and I could find cartel execution via pitbull on that ratfuck of a website. Being exposed to porn is just not on the list of things that matter

If we do something like that, we can also reduce the size and change the material. Just for ease of use, maybe something thin and metal, like this?

I’ve seen cat ear headphone people doing this. Is this a TikTok trend or something?

I remember watching documentaries predicting how the US war machine would develop, some 20 years ago. In them, the US was projected to switch to drones right around now, 2025-2030. I hate the premise of cheap, accessible wars, but that’s probably where we’re going.

I’ve just realized that I use other social media so rarely that my satire has gone stale. I genuinely have no clue what gamers are complaining about anymore, to be able to make fun of them for it.

Anyway, +1 for pear shaped women.

Uhh, I have no clue what you mean. Here’s a picture where I have an entire fist inside me

It’s been the one of the most absurd things I’ve ever had the displeasure to learn. It’s effectively catfishing, but you’re being catfished by the person you’re trying to talk to, and there’s worker exploitation or slavery involved. Modern society is fucking weird.

One of 3 things will happen in the future, and none of the 3 things will involve putting a wealthy man in any state of duress. The doge kids might see courtrooms, though!

Given that I, a massive prick, haven’t been banned for being a jovial massive prick, the false positive rate is incredibly low as well. There’s a sincere desire to produce a solidified, low stress community here. It’s pretty fantastic. And fairly unique in this ratfuck of a timeline we live in.

They just seemed like incredibly stupid criminals. The most fallible idiots that musk could muster from le twtiter armie. It was wholly expected, at least by me. Hitler did the same thing with the brown shirts. Just take some prospectless doofuses, make them feel important, and point them in a direction.

I hate everything so goddamn much.

“In addition to everything being on fire, some lucky people will also be offered a small, mandatory stipend of fire.”

I don’t see why he’d want it to stop. He’s been actively destroying the US for the overwhelming majority of his presidency. If he benefits the US at large, it’s major news to me. A stone rolling downhill shouldn’t be news.

I agree. It would be absolutely terrifying if I were just swarmed by titties on Halloween. Blinded by their assault on my unshielded eyes. Held in place by both my terror and the unyielding heft of dozens of breasts against my hands. That would be haunting.

Uhhhh, blame! fits the bill. I’ve recently started reading it after stumbling upon the movie. This might sound like low praise, but I can’t figure out any other way to describe it without trampling over some facet of its mystique. It’s worth the time