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Cake day: August 9th, 2023

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  • I once jerked it 3 times in 1 day because I was incredibly stressed out and needed an outlet with my partner out of town. The idea of dedicating an hour or more of my day, even then, to jacking it is utterly foreign to me. I checked a gooning board recently to figure out the answer to the very same question you asked, and found the answer to be yes, it is real.

    All of the porn was equally distasteful, in a sort of bland, uninteresting way. Like going back to swimsuit catalogues, but with areolas. I understand what, why, and how, but I can’t fathom ever being in a state of mind where it feels like the thing to do.


  • I won’t dox myself, but I worked near the train station at the time, and they thought I was carrying drugs, for whatever reason. The area already had a crew that sold, openly and visibly, so I don’t know why they thought some kid just out of college was moving drugs at risk to his life in competition with dozens of armed men. If it sounds ridiculous to you, it was doubly so to me














  • This Oil will be sold at its Market Price, and that money will be controlled by me, as President of the United States of America

    This whole thing has been fairly confusing until you pointed this out. He’s been finagling his way through an absence of personal money. Now he has a huge fund to pull from. He invaded a country for oil, which isn’t unheard of, but essentially blackmailing another country to enrich the office of the president that he’s manning, that’s a very Reagan move. Also a very CIA move.

    Edit: just mathed and it’s 1.7 billion dollars to singularly play with, minus tax. Even worse times potentially coming