I’d never even considered toilet paper, but they do tend to skimp heavily on nutrition in the US. Meals are often low calorie, high carb, low protein and a poor source of vitamins and minerals. Additionally, calls can be as much as $5 per minute. Guards have the ability to levy fines upon prisoners by inventing imaginary issues, which usually also extends a prisoner’s sentence.

Prisons are gross in the US

I mean, it’s not the blowjob, it’s how much he cares about it. The guy’s raped kids, perved on teens, creeped on his daughter, banged a porn star while his wife was pregnant, sees women as things, I could go on, but I won’t. He’s embarrassed about only one of these because it messes with his image and appeal. Which is gross, but I didn’t have any hand in crafting the opinions of social conservatives

I always assumed it was helpful to get the gunk off of your teeth so the hygienist doesn’t have to spend an extra minute or two with you. The less time I’m forced to keep my mouth open, the better. My lips get chapped, my tongue goes dry, I’m bored. It serves utilitarian function

I’ll believe it when I see it. By Jove do I hope I’ll see it

Not gonna lie, I wanna try that wheelchair incredibly badly

So was sicario edit: and the raid, but most isn’t all. Visual effects are simply too tantalizing and/or useful. Particularly for landscapes, I simply don’t notice

Yeah, I was racking my brain to find a major movie filmed in the last decade without digital effects so that I could induce a recognition of the passage of time, and I couldn’t manage it. Covid started more than half a decade ago, and modern movies rarely use solely practical effects

Bait used to be believable

This definitely looks like a site crafted in the early 2010s. Information-forward, menus explicit, accessible, and complete screen space utilization. We’ve fallen so fucking far.

See, I’m not sure whether that’s true. Putting grok in a toaster seems difficult. It currently requires a medium-size town’s worth of water and enough space to fit several thousand loaves of bread. Is grok in a toaster if I put my phone in a toaster with grok pulled up? Or should we consider an industrial bakery a toaster?

Edit: I goof’d and cut out the punchline while editing and now I can’t remember it. Shame me for my incompetence

Visa, Mastercard, discover, observe, they’re selling sex. Unwilling sex by proxy, at that. Kill twitter. Please use your powers for good.

Don’t apologize for speaking your mind! Your experience has generally mirrored my own, as I also had a decade old computer conk out on me, causing me to swap to mint after recalling its ease of use. Booting from a drive made me feel somehow slick, and I loved it. Though I still don’t know what killed my old computer, I just bought an old business laptop without an OS and went to town.

The only thing that still trips me up is installing from repos via terminal. Visual package lists would be appreciated, but by the time I’m done, I forget to install one. I probably have a dozen packages I need to remove, at this point. Bleh

Don’t be too impressed. Half were sat around a table feeding one another hotdogs, while the other half were wiping tears from his face and consoling him in Thai.

Whoa, you’re on mint? That’s sweet, man. Hope you’ve enjoyed it!

Trans girls are cats. Are they born that way or does it just spring upon them like a fluffy second puberty?

It’s just a reference to some stories that start out with an initially unimportant “the one” character. See: Star Wars at least 5 times across canon and non-canon that I know of, every cartoon, and air bud.

The no-name main character is initially meant to offer the audience the fantasy that they might, themselves, pull up their bootstraps and become the coolest dude (gender neutral) around. Then, in the 11th hour, perhaps even the 28th hour, they come out and say that the character was always destined for greatness because of their lineage. Which is lame, and I’m still so fucking pissed about rey

“Wow, I can’t believe a no-name hick from bumfuck nowhere managed to bisect the genocide dodecahedron. Maybe my extremely average self can do it.”

(The no-name hick was actually half god and didn’t need to listen to his stupid stepdad anymore and could stay up past 10 on school nights)

directors commentary

Eh. The only director’s commentary I’ve ever seen is napoleon dynamite, and that was solely because I learned that they cut one of the characters out. There were originally two Hispanic kids. I see no reason to remove the magic from one of my favorite movies

Spooky, and trying very hard to be, to middling success. Less Rosemarys baby, more Halloween.

Inadvertent YouTube channel recommendations weren’t on the docket, by definition, but my infinite backlog grows all the same