Uh-oh, time to kill 15,000 more civilians

Neon lights, noble prize, when the mirror speaks, the reflection lies

Yea, been doing this for the last 20 years, we must be close

Well ya see, everything is super fucked, so I drink too much

Ehh, it’s probably becauseI I drink too much, because everything’s super fucked

Same, and ironically I own a Kia,

Did this literally with a bag of caltrops and Animate Objects, I got the biggest look of disgust from my DM, it still brings me joy to this day

Seriously, can we skip this episode of black mirror.

ThAtS AnTi-SeMiTiSm!!!

Today’s thesis is an improv on why windows sucks.

Putin can Crimea fucking river, stop bombing Ukraine and you won’t have to worry about it!

So Michigan winters!

The world has collectively lost it, Sisyphus Boulder has started rolling back down hill and no one can stop it.

Bill gates putting microchips in the water to turn the birds suicidal

Dude I’m moving to Loose Bottom!

OK but I really wanna see the video

Google throwing shade like an arguing couple that are communicating through someone else in the room!